Post: Am i going to hell for this?
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04-23-2012, 07:08 PM
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TheTrueAce
Bounty hunter
Anyways i was washing my brother's car while he was out of town, and this guy in car approached and asked if im going to leave with the car after i finish washing it and i answered with "yes", so he switched off the car and waited for me and when i finished i just walked away and got back home but he gave me the "wtf you shitting me" look.
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04-23-2012, 07:19 PM
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TheTrueAce
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04-23-2012, 09:34 PM
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ShinigamiUzi
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04-24-2012, 12:36 AM
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DiJiTaLGoDz
Former Staff
OP, you're ****ed. The only way out is to fake your death. Buy a car and drive it into the ocean, open the door before it sinks and depending on your skin color, your going to have to flee to Mexico or Canada. Change your name, grow a beard, learn the local language and dialect, get facial reconstruction surgery. Singe your fingertips to remove your fingerprints, claim you were in a tragic accident as a child. Restart your life as Pablo or paul, a humble goat/moose farmer (depending on your location). Marry a beautiful local girl and raise a family of 5 children to avoid suspicion of you being phaggot. Lay low, don't leave your mountain farm for the first 15 - 20 years, especially if you decide to go to mexico. Your friend might have hired bounty hunters. You will have to live off your farm and the land. Learn to hunt, plow fields and heard goats/moose. Splash bleach in your eyes to permanently blind yourself, It's very important to say that you were BORN blind, you were able to get around due to your enhanced sense of hearing and all your years living on the land and becoming in tune with nature. This will make it harder to survive, get a seeing dog if you need to. Name him Lassie. 70 years later, relocate your friend. Go up to her deathbed and kneel down. In the final few moments before her death, whisper into her ear, "I beat you, you mother ****er. I beat you. I win". Your friend will learn the truth, but it's too late. She's already dead.
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