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Well one time this fucker from Tennessee thought it would be hilarious to write on my facebook wall, calling all attention to the females of my area saying I was looking for any living thing, male or female, preferably one with both parts, age does not matter, and that lebanese would be nice. That really rustled my jimmies.

When I'm playing Black Ops and I'm running around shooting people I get close to a guy start shooting him only to have him walk towards me a knife me, what the fuck if you take two bullets to the chest you would be in no fit state to walk towards somebody and knife them fucking cod rustles my jimmies all the time.