Post: How to paass a drug test?
05-24-2012, 02:54 PM #1
Saucy-_-
Red Wing's For Life!!!
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Ok so my family is wanting me to get a job and they may be able to get me one at the gas station down the street!

The problem is i was hanging out with some friends like 7-10 days ago and i smoked some weed with them.

I need to know how to pass a drug test with things at home!

I know i shouldnt smoke but at the same time i messed up also i dont smoke alot!

Any tips on how to pass it or atleast not fail it because my family will see the results and i dont wanna be known?

Also i bought some drugtests from amazon last night! ??????


Please help meSmile and i will never do it again!
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05-24-2012, 03:04 PM #2
Hazel
Problem rule #16?
I dont think gas stations do drugtests so I wouldnt worry too much.
I havent done drugs and never needed to have a drug test but im going to assume that if there was a simple way to bypass them then they wouldnt give them in the first place...
Sorry I cant realy help ya... x.x

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05-24-2012, 03:24 PM #3
Ameht!
Dark Knight
use clean piss
05-24-2012, 04:35 PM #4
Meatwad
Meatman
Well I'm going to need to know how much you weigh, your metabolism, and how much you smoked. If you just smoked that once, you're probably good. If not what you're going to do is buy Creatine and Vitamin B supplements. You're going to drink plenty of fluids (water), even though THC is stored in fat, this should help dilute and flush your system. The day of the test drink some green tea, this not only healthy but will not make your pee look diluted and hope for the best. If you want a more guaranteed way, buy some Quick Fix, your local Head Shop should sell it. If you don't live near a Head Shop, buy it online. Best of luck.
05-24-2012, 06:56 PM #5
Saucy-_-
Red Wing's For Life!!!
Originally posted by Meatwad View Post
Well I'm going to need to know how much you weigh, your metabolism, and how much you smoked. If you just smoked that once, you're probably good. If not what you're going to do is buy Creatine and Vitamin B supplements. You're going to drink plenty of fluids (water), even though THC is stored in fat, this should help dilute and flush your system. The day of the test drink some green tea, this not only healthy but will not make your pee look diluted and hope for the best. If you want a more guaranteed way, buy some Quick Fix, your local Head Shop should sell it. If you don't live near a Head Shop, buy it online. Best of luck.



Im like 5'10 maybe 5'11 and im 195 lb and also i smoked a few times but it was little less the about a blunt and a half though out one week also i have like 2-6 days to get clean but its been like 10 days already
05-24-2012, 07:02 PM #6
Meatwad
Meatman
Originally posted by Saucy
Im like 5'10 maybe 5'11 and im 195 lb and also i smoked a few times but it was little less the about a blunt and a half though out one week also i have like 2-6 days to get clean but its been like 10 days already

Ok well, just don't smoke, eat plenty of vitamins, drink some fluids like water or cranberry juice. Creatine won't hurt, I actually recommend it. Follow a regiment like that and you should be fine. Buy a drug test at a pharmacy or something and see if you pass. Surprisingly they're almost as accurate as the real deal.
05-24-2012, 07:07 PM #7
Originally posted by Saucy
Im like 5'10 maybe 5'11 and im 195 lb and also i smoked a few times but it was little less the about a blunt and a half though out one week also i have like 2-6 days to get clean but its been like 10 days already


If you're not a frequent user (like I am) then it'll get out of your system much faster. THC is stored in fat cells throughout the body, so exercise helps tons. Exercise and plenty of water should do the trick. If it's been ten days since you smoked, just do the following from now until the test. Also, if it's a urine test, make sure you get the piss flow going first. Don't piss directly in the cup, because what comes out first will be the most contaminated. Hope this helps.
05-24-2012, 07:13 PM #8
It depends what they are actually looking for when they do the drugs test but if they are looking for what you were doing then to be honest your probably fucked but seeing as it was 7-10 days ago you might be okay but you know the rumors about weed and it staying in your system for up to a month etc.
05-24-2012, 07:19 PM #9
Saucy-_-
Red Wing's For Life!!!
Originally posted by Omniplasma View Post
If you're not a frequent user (like I am) then it'll get out of your system much faster. THC is stored in fat cells throughout the body, so exercise helps tons. Exercise and plenty of water should do the trick. If it's been ten days since you smoked, just do the following from now until the test. Also, if it's a urine test, make sure you get the piss flow going first. Don't piss directly in the cup, because what comes out first will be the most contaminated. Hope this helps.



Well i dont do it that much maybe once every other weekend but i smoked like a total of a blunt and a half for my birthday like 1.5 weeks ago and im going to go for a run later and then tomorrow and then on the weekend because i dont think they will test me till next week and and i bought 10 drug test strips so i hope so also im going to be trying to only eat healthy like carrots and watermelon and normal eggs and stuff! Also im going to drink alot of water and coffee till the day of the test but do you think that 10 days will be enough?
05-24-2012, 07:25 PM #10
Meatwad
Meatman
Originally posted by Saucy
Well i dont do it that much maybe once every other weekend but i smoked like a total of a blunt and a half for my birthday like 1.5 weeks ago and im going to go for a run later and then tomorrow and then on the weekend because i dont think they will test me till next week and and i bought 10 drug test strips so i hope so also im going to be trying to only eat healthy like carrots and watermelon and normal eggs and stuff! Also im going to drink alot of water and coffee till the day of the test but do you think that 10 days will be enough?

You'll be fine, just do that and stay active.

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