Post: I Will Kill You If You Disturb Me in The Theatres.
08-27-2009, 12:51 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); When i went to see a movie, i had the most frustrating time of my life. When i first sat down in the cinema i noticed that there was a teenage boy sat in front of me who was eating crisps and it was making a rustling sound. I could barley hear the movie over the noise of him eating so i jumped out of my seat, grabbed him by the hair and flung him accross the cinema.

About 20 minutes into the film, two teenage girls began talking to each other. The audience were becoming destressed and so was I. So I got out of my seat and walked towards them. Without warning i pulled out a baseball bat and i whopped their asses. I beat one of them so bad that she was dead. The other girl was left bleeding and screaming but the audience just laughed at her and i got a massive applause.

Later, i noticed that one of the members of the audience had a grotesque physical appearance and his vulgarness was making me feel sick and distracting me from the movie. I pulled out a rifle and blasted him the head. He screamed in pain and fell off the balcony to his much deserved death. Once again, i recieved an applause.

Towards the end of the movie some little brat started asking his dad stupid, lame-ass questions so i stormed over to them and told the dad to shut his son up. He told me to mind my own business so i whooped his ass and stabbed him to death with my pocket knife. the little boy started crying and i shut him up by kicking him in the nuts until he passed out.

I was so angry that the movie had been ruined for me by these disruptive people that i went home and beat my cat and killed my dog.

I've posted this as i enjoy sharing my cinema experience with others.
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10-13-2009, 01:06 AM #11
Adkins
Banned
You R Messes Up!
10-21-2009, 04:58 PM #12
Bacon-Head
I hope you're offended
This is what violent videogames does to you Angry

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