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do you play starcraft :derp:

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!

This is for the trolls:

If I'll ask you to have sex with me, will the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question? :carling:

are you an official here? because you've officially given me a boner.

Whats a good girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I want to write a poem on your body with my lips.
Excuse me, does my tongue taste funny to you?

Girl: Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your dick! Boy: So, I wear Jordans cleaner than your pussy.

That's not a pickup line... that's an argument.

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Let's not turn this rape into a murder.


if you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.


Prepare your angus.


I'll rape you if i get the chance.


You know how I know we're going to have sex? Because I'm stronger than you.


You: "You should be an archaeologist"
Her: "Why?"
You: "Because I have a massive bone for you to examine"


My dick just died. can i bury it in your ass?


If you were a door i would slam you all day


You remind me of my big toe. Eventually, im gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.