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06-13-2012, 03:26 AM #1

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06-15-2012, 07:07 AM #29

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Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you :wub:

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06-15-2012, 07:08 AM #30

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Originally posted by MomasBoyOnline

You remind me of my big toe. Eventually, im gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

small toe m8 not big toe m8 u gettin it all rong m8

06-15-2012, 07:13 AM #31

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Hmmm I don't really have any but these are very funny.

06-15-2012, 07:23 AM #32

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Originally posted by HaveaLifeNow

small toe m8 not big toe m8 u gettin it all rong m8

its big toe, eat shit

06-15-2012, 11:51 PM #33

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1. Look straight at her vagina for a few seconds to make it awkward.. look at her in the face... point at her vagina and ask her.. "are you going to eat that?"
2. If i flipped a coin, what would be the chances of me getting head?
3. An alien is on the loose.. only naked girls survive... get naked..
4. Your legs are the word of the day.. lets go back to my place and spread the word.
5. So.....uh... you like bread sticks?

06-16-2012, 01:11 PM #34

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I Can Feel Me Cumming In Your Ass Tonight, Orgasm " Dun Dun, Dun Dun, Dun Dun, Dun Dun, Dun, Dun"

06-16-2012, 01:27 PM #35

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Wanna fuck?

06-16-2012, 09:16 PM #36

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Hi, I'm Justin Beiber.

Trust me, gets all the women.

06-16-2012, 09:35 PM #37

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hello..

sucky sucky five dollar?

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