(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A friend and I stumbled upon these about 3 months ago. They are pretty funny and it's a hilarious sight to see a person's face when you tell them an anti-joke. What an anti-joke is, is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

For example:

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.



Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.


What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

So basically, they're jokes. Jokes that are so stupid and outrageous they become funny.

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**Are Not** funny now

Your momma so fat, she died.

I don't know why but I have always found these funny.

How do you make a plummer cry?
You kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being raped by a giant scorpion.