(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); A friend and I stumbled upon these about 3 months ago. They are pretty funny and it's a hilarious sight to see a person's face when you tell them an anti-joke. What an anti-joke is, is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

For example:

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.



Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.


What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

So basically, they're jokes. Jokes that are so stupid and outrageous they become funny.

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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

John

John who?

John proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
:fa:

Me: Did you know my grandfather died at a concentration camp in the holocaust?

Friend: No, that's so sad!

Me: I know, he fell off a guard tower. :satisfied:

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Me: What flavor of ice cream did the little boy get from the ice cream truck?

Friend: IDK, vanilla?

Me: No you punk, he didn't get any. The ice cream truck ran him over.
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I don't find them funny.. :fa:

You know what's funny?

Not these jokes :dumb:

Weren't funny a year ago.
Weren't funny when you posted this.
Weren't funny now.

these are pretty stupid

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I have a great,and funny joke, to bad it's the wrong thread.