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I see you walking around.
I’m creeping not making sounds
I swear your booty so round
And now I’m so horny
I got my phone took a pic
Send it to yours you should click
Ya, look at that – that’s my dick.
And now I’m so horny
You’re a applying lotion
Bouncing in slow motion
I just like an ocean
Where do you think your going baby?


Hey I just met you and this is crazy.
But here’s my pxnis.
So touch it maybe.
It kind of slants right at you baby.
But that’s my pxnis so kiss it maybe?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy.
But here’s my pxnis.
Let’s make some babies.
But all the other girls never date me
But here’s my penis.
Can I put it in your booty.

You saw the pic, never called
So I send you my balls
You sent me nothing at all
But still I’m still horny

I wanna play with your hair.
Your panties, give me a pair.
But now your looking all scared.
That makes me more horny


You’re a ( ) lotion
Bouncing in slow motion
I just like an ocean
Where do you think your going BITCH!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy.
But here’s my pxnis.
So touch it maybe.
It kind of slants right at you baby.
But that’s my pxnis so kiss it maybe?

Hey I just met you and this is crazy.
But here’s my penis.
Let’s make some babies.
And all the other girls never date me
But here’s my penis.
Can I put it in your booty.

Before I met you I asked where’s the hoes at?
Where the hoes at?
Where the ho hoes at?
Where the hoes at?
Where the ho hoes at?

My penis curves right for your baby.
So now it’s your turn show me your labi- ah
(laughs)
Show me that shit girl.

haha whoever made this is a legend!! Maybe Herbert the Pervert made it!! :pedo:

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Great lyrics, gotta say that it should be used for a porno.

Haha. how did he come up with this?

Love that one. This parody of Call Me Maybe scares me though. o.O

LOL I just saw it :p

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edit : theres this other one i saw but i forgot titlel

the sound she makes at 2:22 is weird as hell :|

Definetly a great parody of the song.