No offense but this long explanation wasn't really necessary...
Could have just said, "Im Rob and my last name starts with A"
That's ironic. In telling him how he over-described his username you've continued the analysis such that we now hare three replies concerning his username which is simply his name shortened.
When I was 15, me and my friends made a fire with some gasoline. What dumbasses, haha but one of the kids I was with thought it was a good idea to throw the whole gallon milk jug of gas in the fire. It exploded and flaming gas flew everywhere. Some of it got on my legs and I was on fire for apparently 15 seconds. Hurt like a bitch, and I was lucky I didn't die that day. I beat the fuck outa the kid the following day, and I told him I was gonna kill him. Lol, so blazer was born (blaze=fire), then my fav # is 425 (don't ask why). Plus, on topp of all that, I smoke a lot of kush haha. Greatest name, cool story bro.
When i say stupid stuff to my dad he says stuff about long time ago there were demons in people and they were crazy and they would put the person in a sack and beat them till they go normal and my dad says that i need a good beating sometimes...