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"Don't steal... The goverment dosen't want competition."

Take it up with my butt, it's the only one that gives a crap.
Tits or gtfo.

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"New day, New Story."



"Fuck it."

The simple "Live, Laugh, Love"

"Kid you're a random, get known."

More than one, but here's a few I like...

"The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least."
-???

"Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; it becomes your destiny."
—Lao-Tze

"I haven't committed a crime. All I did was fail to comply with the law."
-New york City Mayor David Dinkins

"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take."
-Adlai Stevenson

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
-Thomas Jefferson

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
-John F. Kennedy

"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."
-Benjamin Franklin

No Time For Love

'Fuck the fucking fuck'....heard it on a train from Brooklyn ( of course ).

Tongue Punch my Fart Box