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Sorry if this offends anyone:fa:

In my opinion its gotta be, teaching kids how to behave on buses :dumb I ripped that off come dine with me)

Whats the ones your have heard?

Here are some more

Pet Food Taster
Not only do these people eat dog food all the time, some actually enjoy it! It's kind of like wine connoisseurs enjoying a new wine, except its stuff your dog or cat eats. To each their own . . .

Gross Stunt Producer
If you've ever seen a show where people have to do disgusting things for money (like wade through rat-infested sewers or eat living bugs), rest assured it's because someone's job is to come up with such twisted concepts. A surprising amount of research is necessary to make sure that your ideas are not only gross, but also safe.

Bad Breath Smeller
How else would you figure out if your company's chewing gum is getting the job done? This also implies there are people whose job it is to chew gum and breathe in people's faces.

Whiskey Ambassador
Getting paid to drink whiskey- a job college kids everywhere can only dream of. These lucky people's responsibilities include selecting the best whiskeys and teaching clients how to fully appreciate each whiskey's nuances.

Ufologist
As the name implies, ufologists are all about the study of UFO's. History, recent reports, government conspiracies, it's all included, so if the unknown is your passion this might not be a bad start.

Cryptozoologist
These are the people you see on television explaining so convincingly why Big Foot or the Loch Ness monster are real. It's all about using your science skills in less conventional ways.

Chicken Sexer
The actual job responsibilities for these guys are relatively mundane- chicken sexers just have to figure out what gender baby chicks are and sort them accordingly. Still, nothing quite spices up your resume like a job with that title.

Pathoecologist
You'd be surprised how much you can learn from . . . poop. Pathoecologists study feces from thousands of years ago, learning much about the lifestyles and diets of our ancestors.

Foley Artist
You probably hear their work all the time and don't even realize it- foley artists are responsible for making those everyday environmental sounds in movies and shows on television. They often utilize whatever objects they please (from watermelons to flare guns) to accentuate sounds.

Queen Bee Producer
If bees aren't your thing this is probably the least desirable job out there, as these people work with bees everyday. But not just any bees- they specifically raise the most impressive of them all: the queens.

what items did you steal :fa:

i allready have a job.

















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LOL, that is disgusting and not what a boner is for
you cannot use a boner for a wrong cause
i wont stand for this :fyea:

Being a moderator on NGU.

LOL, that doesnt count because you dont get paid

Uh probably a scat or vomit porn star. Yeah I've seen a few gifs to give me nightmares about that stuff.

Suicide Bomber