(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); REAIf you get offended easily Please go off this thread, i tried to remove all of the Nasty or Harsh offensive jokes although some may be offencive to other people, i am not responsible for any offence this causes, as you have been warned!

Hey these are just some of the Stupid pull lines and jokes i could think of... if you have any more PM them to me and ill add them, be fast because i am going to stop adding them on the 12/08/2012 (1week). Here we go ill start off by doing the first 10

1). Hey, Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

Originally posted by another user

Naar its to cheesy...

2).What do you call a Mafia boss in a wheelchair?

Originally posted by another user

The Quadfather.

3). Hey do you have a plaster because i cut my knee falling for you....

4). Is your dad a baker because you have a nice pair of buns....

5). Are you from Jamaica because your Ja-macin me crazy...

6).
How to be gay: Love the same gender
How to be queer: OMG why don't you like gays? Let's be extra gay to make them like gays!
How to be a faggot: Be better than other people at online gaming.
(Friend told me this just now)

7).Girl: (Talking bullsh*t) But (Thinking aww this boy is so kind and cute)
Boy: Oh yeah i like that to... But (Thinking STFU talking Bullsh*t)
Soo true!

8 ).I really enjoyed the Olympics opening ceremony, especially how it told the history of Great Britain...
My favourite bit was the parade with all the different countries we've conquered. <

9).A mosquito landed on my balls...
Hardest decision of my life.

10).I tried to log on to my computer this morning but it wouldn't let me in.

I shouted to my wife, "Babe, have you changed the password on the PC?"

"Yes honey."

"What is it?"

"It's the date of our anniversary."

Bit*h.[/SIZE]

Why would you have no pants on when mosquitos were out? |:|

getting a tan on his nuts

Don't knock it if you've haven't tried it

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'The stall painters work is all in vain....The Sh*t House poets have struck again'....found in a nasty toilet in a seedy bar in Brooklyn...

This stuff is very funny nice one!!

nice legs what time do they open...
(i know its terrible just came into my head for some reason lol)