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Attention whores are types of humans that primarily live in Miami, Dublin, Los Angeles, and, before its demise, Houston. Their sole purpose in life is to make other women feel inadequate and make men chase unrealistic dreams until his wallet no longer belongs to him.

Attention whores resemble above-average humans, with clothes to display their body as such, and are generally more attractive humans. They are sometimes classified as a "sex symbol" by their peers.



Attention Whore Subclasses

Leftist Upstarts
This type of attention whore rails against the establishment - provided the establishment is not currently controlled by the left.

Rightist Downstops
This type of attention whore rails against the leftist establishment and in support of war. While rightist downstops prefer to dehumanize illegal immigrants, they are not above dehumanizing the leftist approach of legal citizens.

Emo Kids
Emo kids engage in self-mutilation. Because emo kids are always bleeding from at least nine self-inflicted wounds, the scent of blood surrounds them. Although no one knows the exact cause of why the emos cut, the common consensus is that they want everyone to know they cut, as to get attention from their parents and teachers. Emo kids are famous for their crying which is also believed to be an evolutionary adaption to get the attention they need.

Goths
Goths don't really do much of anything. They just mope around and occasionally suck the blood from a sirloin steak.

Punks
The only attention whores which nobody actually cares about.

Barsexuals
A woman who pretends to be bisexual by kissing and rubbing other women, but only in public. This is done in highly populated areas such as clubs and bars where there are a lot of men so to serve as an audience for the woman or women (depending on who is whoring themselves for the attention). This is also done as an attempt to excite men for their attention and approval.

Tebows
There is only one known member of the Tebows (Tim Tebow). The Tebow can often be found being filmed practicing medicine (especially surgeries) on children in 3rd world countries without a license (and then doing an interviews on how great of a person he is because of it), bragging about being a virgin, being in Super Bowl ads concerning about why it is so great that he is alive, wearing bible quotes in his eye liner during football games, and his most common activity, crying at every opportunity possible to redirect attention to himself.

What about that one Relevant? I never knew him/her so I can't say. Anna didn't seem much of an attention whore to me but I didn't see her much. Seemed whenever I came around, she disappeared.

I think you should add Los Angeles. I mean think HOLLYWOOD!!!

Relevant was from Thailand? Creepy.

And I suppose Anna was scared, as for why I haven't a scoob.

inb4 desperate guys thank your thread to get in your knickers.