Post: Funniest story
08-02-2008, 02:16 AM #1
drunkenrepublicn
NGU Retired Staff
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08-02-2008, 02:19 AM #2
elfmotat
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I got hit by a car going 40 mph. I going across the street to get a new skim board, but it was a main road and someone was speeding. I got sideswiped and flew about 30 fee through the air. Luckily my skull broke my fall. I got a concussion and was knocked out instantly. When I woke up I was being hauled off in a stretcher. I got to the hospital and the immediately took me in to have X-rays taken because my knee was in unbearable pain. I had broken two bones in it (I fractured my growth plate and my ACL stretched and pulled off a chunk of bone. After the X-rays I was given two shots of morphine which, needless to say, felt awesome. I ended up in a full leg cast for 6 weeks, then a couple months of physical therapy to get it back to normal, but I walked with a limp for a while, hence my AIM screen-name: jackbecripple.
08-02-2008, 02:22 AM #3
drunkenrepublicn
NGU Retired Staff
I was out hunting geese with my family and ate super hot chili the night before, you can imagine what happened at about 8:00am-I went underless the hole day. It wasn't funny at the time, but now I can laugh about it
08-04-2008, 05:57 AM #4
When I was 6, I was riding my bike down this steep hill. Then a bug flew into (literally) my eye and I was blinded and I fell down the hill, crying the whole time. Sorry, I only got scratches and bruises. No groin injuries.
08-04-2008, 07:32 AM #5
once i was riding my bike in this ct. coplex which in one with houses going in a circle and one main road going in a circle and one side of it was steep and the other wasnt so i went to the steep side and i was going really fast and this bike was my older sisters and i was shorter and younger then her so it was hard to use and i forgot where the breaks were lol cuz i used the paddles for the break and i went really fast and hit this car reall hard and i went flying and went back down onto the bike hitting my balls on the metal it hurt very much Happy
08-05-2008, 02:11 AM #6
drunkenrepublicn
NGU Retired Staff
Originally posted by DirtyDudeOnline View Post
once i was riding my bike in this ct. coplex which in one with houses going in a circle and one main road going in a circle and one side of it was steep and the other wasnt so i went to the steep side and i was going really fast and this bike was my older sisters and i was shorter and younger then her so it was hard to use and i forgot where the breaks were lol cuz i used the paddles for the break and i went really fast and hit this car reall hard and i went flying and went back down onto the bike hitting my balls on the metal it hurt very much Happy


ouch, that funny, welcome to the club-we have shirts; i felt your pain

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