(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Welcome the the CLM and Lovol Movie Reviews thread! Since we are both such avid fans of movies, we felt it'd be fun to give our own reviews to NGU users. We know there are sites such as Rotten Tomatoes that do the same, but in all honestly, professional critics are built to hate almost every movie. We wanted to give each movie a more open minded approach for the average movie goer.

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ClutchLikeMelo:

Though the story isn't too deep, it's ultimately a comedy with the sexy Cameron Diaz. Lots of gags and laughs to be had!

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Lovol:

In this awesome comedy starring Cameron Diaz, you'll be falling off your chair laughing. With drugs, sex, and vulgar language, Diaz plays a perfect teacher.

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ClutchLikeMelo:

I always tend to get attracted to horror movies that are based on historic events. That was a mistake in this case. Loads of predictable moments and they really give the viewers no glimpse of hope. A shame too, this movie had potential.

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Lovol:

To begin with, I'm not such a fan of horror movies as it is. For a horror movie to be good for me, it needs a plot that you can actually stick to and be excited when something happens/is about to happens; sadly to say, this movie lacked that.

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ClutchLikeMelo:

A gangster movie with a hint of Johnny Depp, and a 3 cups of Al Pacino. All star performances make this movie as great as it is.

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Lovol:


[multipage=Fight Club]





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ClutchLikeMelo:

Great script, acting, and cinematography! Pay close attention to everything that's going on! Lots of twists!

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Lovol:
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ClutchLikeMelo:

This movie can be described with one adjective; bizarre. Besides great acting from Rainn Wilson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Hesher lacked a point and had a plot that was all over the place. It's a bipolar ride filled with profanity and random happenings.

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Lovol:

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ClutchLikeMelo:

Kindergarten Cop was a mix of comedy, action, suspense and Arnold Schwarzenegger. In what seemed like a farfetched concept, the movie pulled it off and keeps you well entertained.

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Lovol:

In this totally Schwarzenegger-like, comedic action story of a film, you also get some nail-biting suspense. If you like child-based comedy, you'll find yourself enjoying in what seems to be one of Schwarzenegger's funniest pieces.

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ClutchLikeMelo:

A movie that didn't have by the book suspense moments. Keeps you amused and the twist is awesome!

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Lovol:

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Outpost: Black Sun

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Rating: R
Run Time: 1 hour 41 minutes
Year of Release: 2012

Originally posted by another user

The year is 1945, the closing stages of WW2, and a German scientist by the name of Klausener is working on a frightening new technology that has the power to create an immortal Nazi army

ClutchLikeMelo:

An action packed thriller with lots of suspense, horror, and twists. Thought provoking too in the sense that one day people, governments, and armies might be fighting for an immortal type power. Make sure to pay good attention, as the characters can get a bit confusing.

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Lovol:

In this rather short, but action packed movie about all of our Call of Duty Nazi Zombies fantasies; the fight for power is an impeccable display of a movie. With turn-overs after turn-overs, you better toggle your head on to know who's good and who's bad.

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Taken

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Rating: PG-13
Run Time: 1 hour 33 minutes
Year of Release: 2008

Originally posted by another user

A retired CIA agent travels across Europe and relies on his old skills to save his estranged daughter, who was kidnapped on a trip to Paris to be sold into prostitution.

ClutchLikeMelo:

James Bond mixed with Jackie Chan and John McClane. Liam Neeson plays the role of a bad ass, retired CIA agent on the quest to find his daughter. Though it gets predictable, it's worth an hour and a half of your time

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Lovol:

It's honestly not odd at all that Liam Neeson plays a badass. Completely met my expectations for him, likewise any movies he stars in; nonetheless, this movie goes down in the books for one of the best in it's genre.

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That's My Boy

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Rating: R
Run Time: 1 hour 56 minutes
Year of Release: 2012

Originally posted by another user

While in his teens, Donny fathered a son, Todd, and raised him as a single parent up until Todd's 18th birthday. Now, after not seeing each other for years, Todd's world comes crashing down when Donny resurfaces just before Todd's wedding.

ClutchLikeMelo:

This crude comedy had me laughing through out the entire thing! Not to mention all the scenes that remind you what a legend Adam Sandler is!

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The Dictator

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Rating: R
Run Time: 1 hour 23 minutes
Year of Release: 2012

Originally posted by another user

The heroic story of a dictator who risks his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed.

ClutchLikeMelo:

It's crude, offensive, vulgar, and explicit. But most importantly, it's hilarious! This movie offers lots of laughs and satire, definitely worth a watch.

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Lovol:

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The Pursuit of Happyness

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Rating: PG-13
Run Time: 1 hour 57 minutes
Year of Release: 2006

Originally posted by another user

A struggling salesman takes custody of his son as he's poised to begin a life-changing professional endeavor.

ClutchLikeMelo:

The many faces of Will Smith at work. Him and his son pull off sincere performances that really captivate and keep you rooting for them the entire time as they chase the "American dream."

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Lovol:

The Pursuit of Happyness was a heart-touching story which displayed the story of sadly many Americans today. In such progression, a low-class man works his way up to the best he can be.

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The Running Man

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Rating: R
Run Time: 1 hour 41 minutes
Year of Release: 1987

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A wrongly-convicted man must try to survive a public execution gauntlet staged as a TV game show.

ClutchLikeMelo:

The first half of this movie really entertained me with its plot development and oppressed scenario. The second half dragged on and on and each fight seemed to be recycles of the previous fight. Though there were some storyline flaws, cliches, and many predicatable scenes; it's ultimately a Schwarzenegger movie that keeps you entertained.

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Lovol:

Throughout the entire movie, there were constant fingernail-biting, action packed scenes that had you hanging at the edge of your seat. In due time, through progression of the movie, early-movie anticipations came true in a gradual decrease of action with a bit of comedic dialogue.

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30 Minutes or Less

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Rating: R
Run Time: 1 hour 23 minutes
Year of Release: 2011

Originally posted by another user

Two fledgling criminals kidnap a pizza delivery guy, strap a bomb to his chest, and inform him that he has mere hours to rob a bank or else...

ClutchLikeMelo:

Dumb movie, dumb plot, dumb characters, dumb dialogue. This movie is nothing more than a few cheap thrills. By the time you're done watching it, you'll feel like your IQ lowered.

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Lovol:

Running Man is a decent flick, if you like horrible movies. Horrible movies are good now and then though. You get to poke fun at them, like they're some sort of Darwin Awards winner! Then again, if you appreciate this movie you might hate me right now.

Sorry, personal opinions are a bitch.

Especially if you live in America because, apparently, it's legal to have one.

It did have long stretches, but I liked it for the most part.

Do a review on these please guys :p

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mfw I watched that. Worst film ever to be made

I suggest you's watch Taken. It's a thriller starring Liam Neeson and about his daughter going to France and getting abducted. Little did the abductor's know, "He will find them, and he will kill them." LOL, great film and I highly enjoyed it and recommend it to you to rate.

Taken was such a good Movie , They are Making Taken 2 wonder how that one will be :think:? better be as good or better the #1

It was great man! Went to see it recently and I totally recommend you to go see it soon.
You'll enjoy it.

I go to the cinema more than you can I start adding reviews