(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Poem 1: Last night I was making love while in Last Stand with your mama she gave me a blow job and damn her Iron Lungs ruled me. I used Stopping Power and Deep Impact to crack that ass but damn the woman kept me going with her Juggernaut. So I decided to take those two Bouncing betty’s and pounded them with my Sleight of Hand and Double Tap. When It was going goood I squirted a Martyrdom on her face but the b*tch had Toss Back!!!
We kept going all night with Extreme Conditioning you didn’t see or hear cause of our Camouflage and Dead silence so your Reconnaissance didn’t work!!

Poem 2: Last night your Granny did a Back Stabber to my friend she decided to touch me but I said Oh No You Don't we ran mad like we were in a Marathon luckily I found a huge cliff I jumped down and said Sayonara but your granny jumped down to so while she was in Mid air I threw a rock at her so she had a Hard Landing but she was a Desperado. When she was about to catch and rape me and at the The Brink she fell down unconscious so I didn't have to do Self Defense."


Poem 3: Last week I grabbed your girls Nades she liked it so I gave her my Knife but Damn she destroyed it with her Bowie Knife. So I took my Bazooka shot out a Rocket but damn she was like a Tank it took me three Rockets and one Sticky Grenade to make her moan. She asked me to be rude until so I found out she used to be a dude!!!

Poem 4: "Last time when I saw a Hell Hound dump yet my friend gave it a little hump. As the lag went bad a Crawler gave me a little death shag . My friend will save me with a Knife but then he stabbed his wife so he decided to use his Quick Revive but she sprung back to fast and hit his hairy Bowie Knife.


Please rep me for this

hahahahaha what the fuuuuck.

You hasve too much time on your hands, lol.

Funny eh? rep if you like