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I know how everyone wants vBux, so I will just give them away. I have no reason for them anyway. :happyguy:

Here is how you win!

Respond with the following!

    1. Give me your best comeback to little trash talking kids on the CoD series.

2. Write the funniest, most random thing you can think of!

3. (Most crucial part!) Answer this : On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is your girlfriend?

This giveaway will last until Sunday at 5 pm CST.

The only way you will win, is if you get me to laugh!

Winner will be announced on here as soon as the clock hits 5!

Good luck to all!

[EDIT] - mattman6396 is the winner.
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1. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. FUCK COD

2. Your dick :blank:

3. √-1 :blank: (i)

lol bro u mad? Was that good enough? :carling:

I like eggs :happyguy:

Don't have one atm. Just broke up with her a few weeks ago kay:

1. yo kid call over that old saggy whore of a mother that gave birth through that saggy pussy shits man loose and tell her to sell that ps3 of yours cause i aint funding her no more money and stop shouting at people to suck your small dick every time you get mad you fag like every little kid in this game says before you leave and cry to your fagot ass dad that raps you at night cause your moms saggy pussy aint tight no more.

2. wnage: Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo

3. none right now

1. Dude chill, are you on your period.

2.I got Swag

3. Broke up with the bitch. But let me tell you she was smoking hot xD She allmost got the D. all i got was pussy ass and tits she didint wanted anything in return

1. Muted

2. 763 horses were walking up the empire state building, when all of a sudden, Donkey Kong flew out of the sky riding on a pegasus' back, which was riding on Tim Tebow's back, who was riding the silver surfboard once used by the Silver Surfer himself. Then, the horses realized that there were negative too much apples baking in the fridge, so they went to Taco Bell to go dig a potato. Donkey Kong, the pegasus, and Tim Tebow then decided to watch a show on their shoe, but unfortunately it was Summer, and as we all know, if there are insufficient antelopes supplied, nobody wins. But before all of this happened, my shower turned on by itself and screamed at me to bake a garbage can, so I did.

3. N/a :fa:

Come back when your balls drop you squeaky little kid.

Do You even Lift?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is your girlfriend? Well now I say my girlfriend isnt on the scale of 1 to 10 more like 10 to 20, cause I aint no pedo :pedo:

1. Umad!?
2. Yolo
3. 69

1. SQUEAKER Comeback: at least i'm not a seven year old who plays call of duty because he has no social life.
OLDER Ppl Comeback: get a job, you no life faggot
2. your mom :fa:
3. 1 :carling:

1. There's no need for a comeback. That's why IW/3ARC put in a mute option on CoD.
2. Tig Ol' Bitties
3. On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is your girlfriend? Shit, everybody knows I like that young pus*y!:carling: