(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); My 1st year of college me and three of my friends came home to all stay at his parents house. That Friday night we were out to a bar and ran into a girl I had a high school crush on for years! The next day I woke up to an empty house and a computer screen that said, "You wouldn't wake up, we went to the mall." I got up and showered, with the image of my crush on my mind. It had been a few weeks since I had gotten the chance to release tension. Getting out of the shower I did notice his sisters had a lot of lotion in the bathroom. I went right to it and I thought I was being quiet. But then the house was empty so what did I care? Right??? Well my built tension resulting in a fountain like finish that got me in the eye (Damn those bicep muscle exercises!) So I got dressed, came out of the bathroom to find my friends, his mother AND my Crush! Just happened they ran into her at the mall talked me up and all came back so we could do something with her and her friends. I walked out of the door rubbing my left eye and they busted up laughing! What a way to make a good impression. Strangely enough was kinda turned on by it and helped me out later that night.

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