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11-14-2009, 10:02 PM
#56
NanuGama
YouTube.com/NanuGama
NanuGama : I tasted potatoes and fish but I havent tasted a chick"
Oc Log: lol
Oc Log: im learning jesus of suburbia on guitar
Oc Log:
NanuGama: what does that have to do about your potatoes and fish?
Oc Log: me potatoes?
Oc Log: well
Oc Log: make fries with it
NanuGama: and your fish?
Oc Log: cut them in pieces and throw them at kids
NanuGama: and your chick?
NanuGama: hello?
NanuGama: Oh Yah Oc Log Never Tasted A Chick ....
Oc Log: its like a frog
NanuGama: oo you like them ribbiting
Oc Log: aargh stfu lol xD im learning a song on guitar
Oc Log: lol
Oc Log: im learning jesus of suburbia on guitar
Oc Log:
NanuGama: what does that have to do about your potatoes and fish?
Oc Log: me potatoes?
Oc Log: well
Oc Log: make fries with it
NanuGama: and your fish?
Oc Log: cut them in pieces and throw them at kids
NanuGama: and your chick?
NanuGama: hello?
NanuGama: Oh Yah Oc Log Never Tasted A Chick ....
Oc Log: its like a frog
NanuGama: oo you like them ribbiting
Oc Log: aargh stfu lol xD im learning a song on guitar
11-14-2009, 11:12 PM
#57
Kaspa
MUDAMUDAMUDA!!!
Originally posted by EvilRip0306
Unclejoe2034 (12:04:27 PM): yo yo yo yo yooo
Jonoakland81 (12:07:51 PM): !!!!!!!!1
Unclejoe2034 (12:07:57 PM): IM HERE!
Jonoakland81 (12:08:01 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonoakland81 (12:08:03 PM): I MISS YOU
Unclejoe2034 (12:08:09 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Jonoakland81 (12:08:13 PM): <3
Unclejoe2034 (12:09:40 PM): how u been
Jonoakland81 (12:09:48 PM): okay
Jonoakland81 (12:09:50 PM): hbu
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:02 PM): i been like madd good j00 know?
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:11 PM): i started my own porn site
Jonoakland81 (12:10:31 PM): LMAO
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:35 PM): what?
Jonoakland81 (12:10:40 PM): 4 real
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:41 PM): you wanna be admin?
Jonoakland81 (12:10:42 PM): what is it
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:42 PM): yea
Jonoakland81 (12:10:42 PM): llol
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:45 PM): dead ass
Jonoakland81 (12:10:46 PM): link me!
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:53 PM): its down atm
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:57 PM): im adding stuff to it
Jonoakland81 (12:10:58 PM): :/
Jonoakland81 (12:11:00 PM): oh
Jonoakland81 (12:11:02 PM): yeah admin FTW
Jonoakland81 (12:11:02 PM): lol
Jonoakland81 (12:11:05 PM): whats it called
Unclejoe2034 (12:11:18 PM): *************
Jonoakland81 (12:11:27 PM): haha
Unclejoe2034 (12:11:42 PM): but to be admin you gotta make some of your vids
Unclejoe2034 (12:11:46 PM): got a gilrfriend?
Jonoakland81 (12:12:13 PM): no :/
Unclejoe2034 (12:12:21 PM): Got any money?
Jonoakland81 (12:12:26 PM): why
Unclejoe2034 (12:12:41 PM): like you can get a prostitute and pay her double to video tape her
Unclejoe2034 (12:12:56 PM): youll get 45% of the money I make from the website
Jonoakland81 (12:13:02 PM): were the hell would i find one of those
Unclejoe2034 (12:13:18 PM): =/ idk
Unclejoe2034 (12:13:29 PM): oh we also need some mom on son videos
Unclejoe2034 (12:13:31 PM): if you wanna do that
Jonoakland81 (12:14:01 PM): lmfao
Unclejoe2034 (12:14:11 PM): those are extremely popular
Unclejoe2034 (12:14:19 PM): send me a pic of your mom?
Jonoakland81 (12:14:23 PM): how many videos are there so far
Jonoakland81 (12:14:25 PM): hell no, lmao
Jonoakland81 (12:14:32 PM): im not ****ing er
Jonoakland81 (12:14:32 PM): her
Unclejoe2034 (12:14:41 PM): dude its alot of money
Jonoakland81 (12:14:46 PM): so
Jonoakland81 (12:14:46 PM): lmao
Jonoakland81 (12:14:54 PM): wtf do i say
Jonoakland81 (12:14:58 PM): mom **** me for a website
Unclejoe2034 (12:14:59 PM): you can have like 10 PS3's and 100 copies of mw2
Unclejoe2034 (12:15:03 PM): and college money
Unclejoe2034 (12:15:10 PM): yea
Unclejoe2034 (12:15:12 PM): and tell her
Unclejoe2034 (12:15:15 PM): she gets 50% of what you get
Jonoakland81 (12:15:25 PM): how many videos you have
Unclejoe2034 (12:15:36 PM): like 200
Unclejoe2034 (12:15:37 PM): =/
Jonoakland81 (12:15:57 PM): well get the site up lol
Unclejoe2034 (12:16:28 PM): no i want to put it up when its good and ready so as soon as its up people will be like "DAMN this shit is good" and not "hopefully it gets better"
Jonoakland81 (12:16:45 PM): i wanna see a demo 1st lol
Unclejoe2034 (12:17:01 PM): i got one of me ****ing my girlfriend if you wanna see that
Unclejoe2034 (12:17:04 PM): but its a huge file
Jonoakland81 (12:17:11 PM): sure lets see
Unclejoe2034 (12:17:21 PM): 200mb?
Jonoakland81 (12:17:25 PM): go for it
Unclejoe2034 (12:17:29 PM): kk
Unclejoe2034 (12:17:31 PM): hold up
Jonoakland81 (12:18:27 PM): kkk
Unclejoe2034 (12:19:41 PM): wtf i cant find it hold on a minute or two
Jonoakland81 (12:19:53 PM): then just get a random ne idc
Jonoakland81 (12:19:54 PM): one*
Unclejoe2034 (12:20:17 PM): naw dude like 50% of the rest of them are like gay
Jonoakland81 (12:20:36 PM): ew lol
Unclejoe2034 (12:22:52 PM): all right i compressed like a shitload dude
Unclejoe2034 (12:22:57 PM): so the quality
Unclejoe2034 (12:22:58 PM): is horrible
Jonoakland81 (12:23:00 PM): lol ok
Jonoakland81 (12:23:06 PM): just send it
Jonoakland81 (12:23:07 PM):
Jonoakland81 (12:23:27 PM): w00t
Unclejoe2034 (12:24:56 PM): btw dude i broke up with this girl
Unclejoe2034 (12:25:04 PM): she didnt know i was recording
Jonoakland81 (12:25:09 PM): haha
Jonoakland81 (12:25:11 PM): nice!
Unclejoe2034 (12:25:21 PM): yea
Jonoakland81 (12:25:45 PM): half way there
Unclejoe2034 (12:25:48 PM): yepp
ATTENTION (12:27:53 PM): Transfer complete: Sexwithgirlfriend.wmv.(bear catching fish in a river)
Unclejoe2034 (12:27:57 PM): wewt
Jonoakland81 (12:28:00 PM): w00t
Jonoakland81 (12:28:25 PM): wtf
Unclejoe2034 (12:28:28 PM): yeaa
Jonoakland81 is available (12:28:29 PM)
♫ Habib Koité and Bamada - I Ka Barra (Your Work)
Jonoakland81 (12:28:39 PM): ???
Jonoakland81 (12:28:41 PM): wtf is this
Unclejoe2034 (12:28:49 PM): a video
Jonoakland81 (12:28:52 PM): of
Jonoakland81 (12:28:54 PM): not
Jonoakland81 (12:28:55 PM): porn
Jonoakland81 (12:28:56 PM): lol
Unclejoe2034 (12:29:00 PM): you serious?
Jonoakland81 (12:29:04 PM): yah llol
Jonoakland81 (12:29:10 PM): you got teamviewer?
Unclejoe2034 (12:29:15 PM): lol maybe
Jonoakland81 (12:29:20 PM): yes
Unclejoe2034 (12:29:23 PM): yes
Jonoakland81 (12:29:24 PM): you lie
Jonoakland81 (12:29:27 PM): !
Jonoakland81 (12:29:29 PM): ><
Unclejoe2034 (12:30:04 PM): *************
Unclejoe2034 (12:30:08 PM): join as presentation
Jonoakland81 (12:30:16 PM): mmkay
Unclejoe2034 (12:30:21 PM): ****
Unclejoe2034 (12:30:23 PM): pass
Jonoakland81 (12:30:30 PM): almost 1337 lol
Unclejoe2034 (12:30:35 PM): yea
Jonoakland81 (12:31:13 PM): whats a presentaion
Unclejoe2034 (12:31:20 PM): lol
Jonoakland81 (12:31:26 PM): i never did it be4
Unclejoe2034 (12:31:30 PM): its like u can only view
Jonoakland81 (12:31:33 PM): want me to get the "porn""
Unclejoe2034 (12:31:40 PM): i can see ur comp
Unclejoe2034 (12:31:41 PM): rawr
Jonoakland81 (12:31:44 PM): okay
Jonoakland81 (12:31:44 PM): lol
Jonoakland81 (12:31:47 PM): i'll get the porn
Unclejoe2034 (12:31:49 PM): kk
Jonoakland81 (12:31:54 PM): so like you cant contorl me
Unclejoe2034 (12:31:56 PM): nope
Unclejoe2034 (12:31:58 PM): only see
Jonoakland81 (12:32:03 PM): good call
Unclejoe2034 (12:32:03 PM): "presentation"
Jonoakland81 (12:32:09 PM): lol
Jonoakland81 (12:32:24 PM): i renamed it to test
Unclejoe2034 (12:32:34 PM): lol
Jonoakland81 (12:32:41 PM): here it is
Unclejoe2034 (12:32:53 PM): lmao wtf
Jonoakland81 (12:32:59 PM): becuase that is porn
Jonoakland81 is available (12:33:03 PM)
♫ Habib Koité and Bamada - I Ka Barra (Your Work)
Unclejoe2034 (12:33:04 PM): wrong video
Unclejoe2034 (12:33:07 PM): -.-
Jonoakland81 (12:33:14 PM): ><
Unclejoe2034 (12:33:22 PM): sorry lol
Jonoakland81 (12:33:30 PM): send anohterrrrrr
Unclejoe2034 (12:33:41 PM): kk
Unclejoe2034 (12:37:02 PM): i see what ur doinngg
Unclejoe2034 (12:37:05 PM): rawwrr
Unclejoe2034 (12:37:06 PM): rep me
Jonoakland81 (12:37:09 PM): lol so
Unclejoe2034 (12:39:04 PM): kk
Unclejoe2034 (12:40:37 PM): this one is one of my favorites
Unclejoe2034 (12:40:41 PM): give it a chance it gets so good
Jonoakland81 (12:40:50 PM): lol k
Unclejoe2034 (12:43:09 PM): so slowww
Unclejoe2034 (12:43:12 PM): but its worth it
Jonoakland81 (12:43:30 PM): it better not be a sample
Unclejoe2034 (12:43:37 PM): nope
Jonoakland81 (12:43:49 PM): lol k
Jonoakland81 is available (12:47:16 PM)
Drake - forever
Unclejoe2034 (12:47:47 PM): almooossssttt
Jonoakland81 (12:48:22 PM): mhm
ATTENTION (12:49:12 PM): Transfer complete: Hot****Scene.wmv.(2 dogs going at it)
Jonoakland81 (12:49:14 PM): sweet
Ily jon
Jonoakland81 (12:07:51 PM): !!!!!!!!1
Unclejoe2034 (12:07:57 PM): IM HERE!
Jonoakland81 (12:08:01 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jonoakland81 (12:08:03 PM): I MISS YOU
Unclejoe2034 (12:08:09 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Jonoakland81 (12:08:13 PM): <3
Unclejoe2034 (12:09:40 PM): how u been
Jonoakland81 (12:09:48 PM): okay
Jonoakland81 (12:09:50 PM): hbu
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:02 PM): i been like madd good j00 know?
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:11 PM): i started my own porn site
Jonoakland81 (12:10:31 PM): LMAO
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:35 PM): what?
Jonoakland81 (12:10:40 PM): 4 real
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:41 PM): you wanna be admin?
Jonoakland81 (12:10:42 PM): what is it
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:42 PM): yea
Jonoakland81 (12:10:42 PM): llol
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:45 PM): dead ass
Jonoakland81 (12:10:46 PM): link me!
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:53 PM): its down atm
Unclejoe2034 (12:10:57 PM): im adding stuff to it
Jonoakland81 (12:10:58 PM): :/
Jonoakland81 (12:11:00 PM): oh
Jonoakland81 (12:11:02 PM): yeah admin FTW
Jonoakland81 (12:11:02 PM): lol
Jonoakland81 (12:11:05 PM): whats it called
Unclejoe2034 (12:11:18 PM): *************
Jonoakland81 (12:11:27 PM): haha
Unclejoe2034 (12:11:42 PM): but to be admin you gotta make some of your vids
Unclejoe2034 (12:11:46 PM): got a gilrfriend?
Jonoakland81 (12:12:13 PM): no :/
Unclejoe2034 (12:12:21 PM): Got any money?
Jonoakland81 (12:12:26 PM): why
Unclejoe2034 (12:12:41 PM): like you can get a prostitute and pay her double to video tape her
Unclejoe2034 (12:12:56 PM): youll get 45% of the money I make from the website
Jonoakland81 (12:13:02 PM): were the hell would i find one of those
Unclejoe2034 (12:13:18 PM): =/ idk
Unclejoe2034 (12:13:29 PM): oh we also need some mom on son videos
Unclejoe2034 (12:13:31 PM): if you wanna do that
Jonoakland81 (12:14:01 PM): lmfao
Unclejoe2034 (12:14:11 PM): those are extremely popular
Unclejoe2034 (12:14:19 PM): send me a pic of your mom?
Jonoakland81 (12:14:23 PM): how many videos are there so far
Jonoakland81 (12:14:25 PM): hell no, lmao
Jonoakland81 (12:14:32 PM): im not ****ing er
Jonoakland81 (12:14:32 PM): her
Unclejoe2034 (12:14:41 PM): dude its alot of money
Jonoakland81 (12:14:46 PM): so
Jonoakland81 (12:14:46 PM): lmao
Jonoakland81 (12:14:54 PM): wtf do i say
Jonoakland81 (12:14:58 PM): mom **** me for a website
Unclejoe2034 (12:14:59 PM): you can have like 10 PS3's and 100 copies of mw2
Unclejoe2034 (12:15:03 PM): and college money
Unclejoe2034 (12:15:10 PM): yea
Unclejoe2034 (12:15:12 PM): and tell her
Unclejoe2034 (12:15:15 PM): she gets 50% of what you get
Jonoakland81 (12:15:25 PM): how many videos you have
Unclejoe2034 (12:15:36 PM): like 200
Unclejoe2034 (12:15:37 PM): =/
Jonoakland81 (12:15:57 PM): well get the site up lol
Unclejoe2034 (12:16:28 PM): no i want to put it up when its good and ready so as soon as its up people will be like "DAMN this shit is good" and not "hopefully it gets better"
Jonoakland81 (12:16:45 PM): i wanna see a demo 1st lol
Unclejoe2034 (12:17:01 PM): i got one of me ****ing my girlfriend if you wanna see that
Unclejoe2034 (12:17:04 PM): but its a huge file
Jonoakland81 (12:17:11 PM): sure lets see
Unclejoe2034 (12:17:21 PM): 200mb?
Jonoakland81 (12:17:25 PM): go for it
Unclejoe2034 (12:17:29 PM): kk
Unclejoe2034 (12:17:31 PM): hold up
Jonoakland81 (12:18:27 PM): kkk
Unclejoe2034 (12:19:41 PM): wtf i cant find it hold on a minute or two
Jonoakland81 (12:19:53 PM): then just get a random ne idc
Jonoakland81 (12:19:54 PM): one*
Unclejoe2034 (12:20:17 PM): naw dude like 50% of the rest of them are like gay
Jonoakland81 (12:20:36 PM): ew lol
Unclejoe2034 (12:22:52 PM): all right i compressed like a shitload dude
Unclejoe2034 (12:22:57 PM): so the quality
Unclejoe2034 (12:22:58 PM): is horrible
Jonoakland81 (12:23:00 PM): lol ok
Jonoakland81 (12:23:06 PM): just send it
Jonoakland81 (12:23:07 PM):
Jonoakland81 (12:23:27 PM): w00t
Unclejoe2034 (12:24:56 PM): btw dude i broke up with this girl
Unclejoe2034 (12:25:04 PM): she didnt know i was recording
Jonoakland81 (12:25:09 PM): haha
Jonoakland81 (12:25:11 PM): nice!
Unclejoe2034 (12:25:21 PM): yea
Jonoakland81 (12:25:45 PM): half way there
Unclejoe2034 (12:25:48 PM): yepp
ATTENTION (12:27:53 PM): Transfer complete: Sexwithgirlfriend.wmv.(bear catching fish in a river)
Unclejoe2034 (12:27:57 PM): wewt
Jonoakland81 (12:28:00 PM): w00t
Jonoakland81 (12:28:25 PM): wtf
Unclejoe2034 (12:28:28 PM): yeaa
Jonoakland81 is available (12:28:29 PM)
♫ Habib Koité and Bamada - I Ka Barra (Your Work)
Jonoakland81 (12:28:39 PM): ???
Jonoakland81 (12:28:41 PM): wtf is this
Unclejoe2034 (12:28:49 PM): a video
Jonoakland81 (12:28:52 PM): of
Jonoakland81 (12:28:54 PM): not
Jonoakland81 (12:28:55 PM): porn
Jonoakland81 (12:28:56 PM): lol
Unclejoe2034 (12:29:00 PM): you serious?
Jonoakland81 (12:29:04 PM): yah llol
Jonoakland81 (12:29:10 PM): you got teamviewer?
Unclejoe2034 (12:29:15 PM): lol maybe
Jonoakland81 (12:29:20 PM): yes
Unclejoe2034 (12:29:23 PM): yes
Jonoakland81 (12:29:24 PM): you lie
Jonoakland81 (12:29:27 PM): !
Jonoakland81 (12:29:29 PM): ><
Unclejoe2034 (12:30:04 PM): *************
Unclejoe2034 (12:30:08 PM): join as presentation
Jonoakland81 (12:30:16 PM): mmkay
Unclejoe2034 (12:30:21 PM): ****
Unclejoe2034 (12:30:23 PM): pass
Jonoakland81 (12:30:30 PM): almost 1337 lol
Unclejoe2034 (12:30:35 PM): yea
Jonoakland81 (12:31:13 PM): whats a presentaion
Unclejoe2034 (12:31:20 PM): lol
Jonoakland81 (12:31:26 PM): i never did it be4
Unclejoe2034 (12:31:30 PM): its like u can only view
Jonoakland81 (12:31:33 PM): want me to get the "porn""
Unclejoe2034 (12:31:40 PM): i can see ur comp
Unclejoe2034 (12:31:41 PM): rawr
Jonoakland81 (12:31:44 PM): okay
Jonoakland81 (12:31:44 PM): lol
Jonoakland81 (12:31:47 PM): i'll get the porn
Unclejoe2034 (12:31:49 PM): kk
Jonoakland81 (12:31:54 PM): so like you cant contorl me
Unclejoe2034 (12:31:56 PM): nope
Unclejoe2034 (12:31:58 PM): only see
Jonoakland81 (12:32:03 PM): good call
Unclejoe2034 (12:32:03 PM): "presentation"
Jonoakland81 (12:32:09 PM): lol
Jonoakland81 (12:32:24 PM): i renamed it to test
Unclejoe2034 (12:32:34 PM): lol
Jonoakland81 (12:32:41 PM): here it is
Unclejoe2034 (12:32:53 PM): lmao wtf
Jonoakland81 (12:32:59 PM): becuase that is porn
Jonoakland81 is available (12:33:03 PM)
♫ Habib Koité and Bamada - I Ka Barra (Your Work)
Unclejoe2034 (12:33:04 PM): wrong video
Unclejoe2034 (12:33:07 PM): -.-
Jonoakland81 (12:33:14 PM): ><
Unclejoe2034 (12:33:22 PM): sorry lol
Jonoakland81 (12:33:30 PM): send anohterrrrrr
Unclejoe2034 (12:33:41 PM): kk
Unclejoe2034 (12:37:02 PM): i see what ur doinngg
Unclejoe2034 (12:37:05 PM): rawwrr
Unclejoe2034 (12:37:06 PM): rep me
Jonoakland81 (12:37:09 PM): lol so
Unclejoe2034 (12:39:04 PM): kk
Unclejoe2034 (12:40:37 PM): this one is one of my favorites
Unclejoe2034 (12:40:41 PM): give it a chance it gets so good
Jonoakland81 (12:40:50 PM): lol k
Unclejoe2034 (12:43:09 PM): so slowww
Unclejoe2034 (12:43:12 PM): but its worth it
Jonoakland81 (12:43:30 PM): it better not be a sample
Unclejoe2034 (12:43:37 PM): nope
Jonoakland81 (12:43:49 PM): lol k
Jonoakland81 is available (12:47:16 PM)
Drake - forever
Unclejoe2034 (12:47:47 PM): almooossssttt
Jonoakland81 (12:48:22 PM): mhm
ATTENTION (12:49:12 PM): Transfer complete: Hot****Scene.wmv.(2 dogs going at it)
Jonoakland81 (12:49:14 PM): sweet
Ily jon
I don't know if it would be funnier if it was shorter, but it just went on and on, I felt like I was reading a book
I actually got annoyed because I hate reading
But anyway, I didn't find it funny, atall. (50% of its gay porn) :confused:.
11-14-2009, 11:14 PM
#58
DirtyDudeOnline
:y::n:
"Jimmy didn't get his part"
(5:51:38 PM) dirtydude75: tanananana
(5:51:41 PM) dirtydude75: nanana tana nana
(5:56:18 PM) dirtydude75: HURRY
(5:56:20 PM) dirtydude75: ITS UR SOLO TIME
(5:56:23 PM) dirtydude75: GO GO GO GO
(6:07:08 PM) Dstn2524: lalalalalalala
(6:07:17 PM) dirtydude75: it's too late now man
(6:07:20 PM) dirtydude75: all that practice
(6:07:22 PM) dirtydude75: gone to waste
(6:07:23 PM) Dstn2524: fa la la la la la la la la
(6:07:26 PM) dirtydude75: NOTHING to show for it
(6:07:30 PM) Dstn2524: BUT IM READYY
(6:07:31 PM) dirtydude75: shut up man the audience is gone
(6:07:42 PM) Dstn2524: IDC ABOUT THE AUDIENCE
(6:07:49 PM) Dstn2524: im only here to impress you
(6:08:01 PM) dirtydude75: alright man you can do anything you want
(6:08:05 PM) dirtydude75: your out of the crew
(6:08:15 PM) Dstn2524: but but
(6:08:17 PM) Dstn2524: ill do better
(6:08:19 PM) Dstn2524: i promise
(6:08:25 PM) Dstn2524: u cant let me go just like thatt
(6:08:28 PM) Dstn2524: i have a familyyyyy
(6:08:28 PM) dirtydude75: that's what you said last time jimmy
(6:08:47 PM) Dstn2524: the wife is on lifesupport
(6:08:53 PM) Dstn2524: the kids are s till in school
(6:08:58 PM) Dstn2524: i nEED THIS
(6:09:18 PM) dirtydude75: WELL YOUR NOT GONNA GET IT BY FORCING THE AUDIENCE INTO ASKING FOR REFUNDS JIMMY YOU WONT
(6:09:51 PM) Dstn2524: just give them free tickets o the next showing
(6:09:51 PM) dirtydude75: maybe next time
(6:09:56 PM) Dstn2524: pleasee
(6:10:02 PM) dirtydude75: ok
(6:10:03 PM) dirtydude75: but
(6:10:04 PM) Dstn2524: there wont ba next time if u let me go
(6:10:11 PM) dirtydude75: you have to let me sleep with your wife
(6:10:13 PM) dirtydude75: or no deal
(6:10:28 PM) Dstn2524: u introduced me to my wife =\
(6:11:00 PM) dirtydude75: Tell me about it
(6:11:10 PM) Dstn2524: u said she was ur sister..
(6:11:13 PM) dirtydude75: nice set a juggs for a middle aged woman
(6:11:21 PM) dirtydude75: sex is sex.
(6:11:45 PM) Dstn2524: i dont think shell see it that wat
(6:11:47 PM) Dstn2524: way*
(6:12:01 PM) dirtydude75: ofcourse not
(6:12:04 PM) dirtydude75: she won't see anything
(6:12:11 PM) dirtydude75: I'll be sedating her
(6:12:35 PM) Dstn2524: i dont kno if i can let u do that
(6:13:07 PM) dirtydude75: I'm your father though jimmy
(6:13:34 PM) Dstn2524: u let me marry my own aunt?!
(6:14:08 PM) Dstn2524: we have two kids! and a third one on the way!
(6:14:08 PM) Dstn2524: we thought little bobby was just gifted
(6:14:13 PM) dirtydude75: u sound surprised
(6:14:15 PM) Dstn2524: i had no clue he was like that because of insest
(6:14:25 PM) Dstn2524: do u kno how hard ur making this on me?
(6:14:37 PM) dirtydude75: it's georgia jimmy nobody cares
(6:15:07 PM) dirtydude75: that boy coltz is a transgender whos mom is his sister, his wife, and his dad
(6:15:24 PM) Dstn2524: idc about him
(6:15:34 PM) dirtydude75: jimmy
(6:15:38 PM) dirtydude75: theres something I haven't told you
(6:15:44 PM) dirtydude75: hes your half brother
(6:16:00 PM) dirtydude75: well hes your quarter brother
(6:16:05 PM) dirtydude75: since hes transgender and all
(6:16:09 PM) dirtydude75: and quarter sister
(6:16:32 PM) Dstn2524: which quarter
(6:16:44 PM) Dstn2524: and does tht mean hes 3/4s my sibling?
(6:16:53 PM) dirtydude75: JIMMY!!!
(6:16:59 PM) dirtydude75: WHO TAUGHT YOU FRACTIONS???
(6:17:07 PM) Dstn2524: you..
(6:17:11 PM) dirtydude75: I always knew you were a bad kid
(6:17:15 PM) dirtydude75: oh I must've been drunk
(6:17:22 PM) Dstn2524: so was i
(6:17:32 PM) Dstn2524: u said that statistically u learn better
(6:17:32 PM) dirtydude75: Jimmy...
(6:17:44 PM) dirtydude75: i thought i taught you that whatever happens when your drunk
(6:17:51 PM) Dstn2524: stays in vegas?
(6:18:05 PM) dirtydude75: WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT VEGAS???
(6:18:17 PM) Dstn2524: i saw her in a dream
(6:18:30 PM) dirtydude75: YOU'VE BEEN HAVING DREAMS???
(6:18:34 PM) dirtydude75: was it a dirty dream?
(6:18:49 PM) dirtydude75: alright them jimmy
(6:18:57 PM) Dstn2524: like where i wake up dirty or like a mud pit dream
(6:18:59 PM) dirtydude75: I'm telling your wife you're having an affair
(6:19:12 PM) dirtydude75: unless you let me sleep with her
(6:19:33 PM) dirtydude75: you wake up dirty every day jimmy
(6:19:36 PM) dirtydude75: its georgia
(6:19:49 PM) Dstn2524: dont bring georgia into this
(6:19:56 PM) Dstn2524: u cant sleep with my wife
(6:19:58 PM) Dstn2524: or ur sister
(6:20:00 PM) Dstn2524: or my aunt
(6:20:01 PM) dirtydude75: YOU KNOW GEORGIA?
(6:20:14 PM) Dstn2524: shes purdy
(6:20:23 PM) dirtydude75: ok I'm sorry Jimmy
(6:20:28 PM) dirtydude75: I wasn't aware you knew here
(6:20:30 PM) dirtydude75: her*
(6:20:36 PM) dirtydude75: you can be in the group
(6:20:43 PM) Dstn2524: =]
(6:20:46 PM) Dstn2524: when do iget my solo?
(6:21:02 PM) dirtydude75: you'll find out tomorrow
(6:21:10 PM) dirtydude75: go to the alley behind w street
(6:21:18 PM) dirtydude75: there will be a negro in a dark coat
(6:21:29 PM) dirtydude75: standing behind the brown bottles and big trash can
(6:21:48 PM) dirtydude75: ask him when you get your solo
(6:21:52 PM) dirtydude75: he will ask you for 5 dollars
(6:22:00 PM) dirtydude75: give him 2.50
(6:22:08 PM) dirtydude75: he doesn't know how to count
(6:22:10 PM) Dstn2524: wont th piss him off?
(6:22:17 PM) dirtydude75: he doesn't know how to count jimmy
(6:22:30 PM) dirtydude75: the negro man will go inside to buy a beer
(6:22:46 PM) dirtydude75: the store clerk will yell at him for not having enough money and throw the beer bottle at his face
(6:22:52 PM) dirtydude75: get the blood from the wound
(6:23:16 PM) dirtydude75: and go to the university's drama association
(6:23:22 PM) dirtydude75: tell them you have a hobo negro's blood
(6:23:26 PM) dirtydude75: and if they don't give you a solo
(6:23:37 PM) dirtydude75: you will throw it on them
(6:23:42 PM) dirtydude75: when they decline
(6:23:59 PM) dirtydude75: pull out your 22 and threaten to kill the cutest boy you can find
(6:24:03 PM) dirtydude75: once you have your part
(6:24:05 PM) dirtydude75: give it to me
(6:24:09 PM) dirtydude75: and I will assign you a solo
(6:24:20 PM) Dstn2524: k
(6:24:24 PM) Dstn2524: but i have one question
(6:24:40 PM) Dstn2524: why is there an alley behind the street, tht doesnt make any sense
(6:25:23 PM) dirtydude75: It's georgia jimmy
(6:25:25 PM) dirtydude75: nothing makes sense
(6:25:43 PM) Dstn2524: amen to that
(5:51:38 PM) dirtydude75: tanananana
(5:51:41 PM) dirtydude75: nanana tana nana
(5:56:18 PM) dirtydude75: HURRY
(5:56:20 PM) dirtydude75: ITS UR SOLO TIME
(5:56:23 PM) dirtydude75: GO GO GO GO
(6:07:08 PM) Dstn2524: lalalalalalala
(6:07:17 PM) dirtydude75: it's too late now man
(6:07:20 PM) dirtydude75: all that practice
(6:07:22 PM) dirtydude75: gone to waste
(6:07:23 PM) Dstn2524: fa la la la la la la la la
(6:07:26 PM) dirtydude75: NOTHING to show for it
(6:07:30 PM) Dstn2524: BUT IM READYY
(6:07:31 PM) dirtydude75: shut up man the audience is gone
(6:07:42 PM) Dstn2524: IDC ABOUT THE AUDIENCE
(6:07:49 PM) Dstn2524: im only here to impress you
(6:08:01 PM) dirtydude75: alright man you can do anything you want
(6:08:05 PM) dirtydude75: your out of the crew
(6:08:15 PM) Dstn2524: but but
(6:08:17 PM) Dstn2524: ill do better
(6:08:19 PM) Dstn2524: i promise
(6:08:25 PM) Dstn2524: u cant let me go just like thatt
(6:08:28 PM) Dstn2524: i have a familyyyyy
(6:08:28 PM) dirtydude75: that's what you said last time jimmy
(6:08:47 PM) Dstn2524: the wife is on lifesupport
(6:08:53 PM) Dstn2524: the kids are s till in school
(6:08:58 PM) Dstn2524: i nEED THIS
(6:09:18 PM) dirtydude75: WELL YOUR NOT GONNA GET IT BY FORCING THE AUDIENCE INTO ASKING FOR REFUNDS JIMMY YOU WONT
(6:09:51 PM) Dstn2524: just give them free tickets o the next showing
(6:09:51 PM) dirtydude75: maybe next time
(6:09:56 PM) Dstn2524: pleasee
(6:10:02 PM) dirtydude75: ok
(6:10:03 PM) dirtydude75: but
(6:10:04 PM) Dstn2524: there wont ba next time if u let me go
(6:10:11 PM) dirtydude75: you have to let me sleep with your wife
(6:10:13 PM) dirtydude75: or no deal
(6:10:28 PM) Dstn2524: u introduced me to my wife =\
(6:11:00 PM) dirtydude75: Tell me about it
(6:11:10 PM) Dstn2524: u said she was ur sister..
(6:11:13 PM) dirtydude75: nice set a juggs for a middle aged woman
(6:11:21 PM) dirtydude75: sex is sex.
(6:11:45 PM) Dstn2524: i dont think shell see it that wat
(6:11:47 PM) Dstn2524: way*
(6:12:01 PM) dirtydude75: ofcourse not
(6:12:04 PM) dirtydude75: she won't see anything
(6:12:11 PM) dirtydude75: I'll be sedating her
(6:12:35 PM) Dstn2524: i dont kno if i can let u do that
(6:13:07 PM) dirtydude75: I'm your father though jimmy
(6:13:34 PM) Dstn2524: u let me marry my own aunt?!
(6:14:08 PM) Dstn2524: we have two kids! and a third one on the way!
(6:14:08 PM) Dstn2524: we thought little bobby was just gifted
(6:14:13 PM) dirtydude75: u sound surprised
(6:14:15 PM) Dstn2524: i had no clue he was like that because of insest
(6:14:25 PM) Dstn2524: do u kno how hard ur making this on me?
(6:14:37 PM) dirtydude75: it's georgia jimmy nobody cares
(6:15:07 PM) dirtydude75: that boy coltz is a transgender whos mom is his sister, his wife, and his dad
(6:15:24 PM) Dstn2524: idc about him
(6:15:34 PM) dirtydude75: jimmy
(6:15:38 PM) dirtydude75: theres something I haven't told you
(6:15:44 PM) dirtydude75: hes your half brother
(6:16:00 PM) dirtydude75: well hes your quarter brother
(6:16:05 PM) dirtydude75: since hes transgender and all
(6:16:09 PM) dirtydude75: and quarter sister
(6:16:32 PM) Dstn2524: which quarter
(6:16:44 PM) Dstn2524: and does tht mean hes 3/4s my sibling?
(6:16:53 PM) dirtydude75: JIMMY!!!
(6:16:59 PM) dirtydude75: WHO TAUGHT YOU FRACTIONS???
(6:17:07 PM) Dstn2524: you..
(6:17:11 PM) dirtydude75: I always knew you were a bad kid
(6:17:15 PM) dirtydude75: oh I must've been drunk
(6:17:22 PM) Dstn2524: so was i
(6:17:32 PM) Dstn2524: u said that statistically u learn better
(6:17:32 PM) dirtydude75: Jimmy...
(6:17:44 PM) dirtydude75: i thought i taught you that whatever happens when your drunk
(6:17:51 PM) Dstn2524: stays in vegas?
(6:18:05 PM) dirtydude75: WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT VEGAS???
(6:18:17 PM) Dstn2524: i saw her in a dream
(6:18:30 PM) dirtydude75: YOU'VE BEEN HAVING DREAMS???
(6:18:34 PM) dirtydude75: was it a dirty dream?
(6:18:49 PM) dirtydude75: alright them jimmy
(6:18:57 PM) Dstn2524: like where i wake up dirty or like a mud pit dream
(6:18:59 PM) dirtydude75: I'm telling your wife you're having an affair
(6:19:12 PM) dirtydude75: unless you let me sleep with her
(6:19:33 PM) dirtydude75: you wake up dirty every day jimmy
(6:19:36 PM) dirtydude75: its georgia
(6:19:49 PM) Dstn2524: dont bring georgia into this
(6:19:56 PM) Dstn2524: u cant sleep with my wife
(6:19:58 PM) Dstn2524: or ur sister
(6:20:00 PM) Dstn2524: or my aunt
(6:20:01 PM) dirtydude75: YOU KNOW GEORGIA?
(6:20:14 PM) Dstn2524: shes purdy
(6:20:23 PM) dirtydude75: ok I'm sorry Jimmy
(6:20:28 PM) dirtydude75: I wasn't aware you knew here
(6:20:30 PM) dirtydude75: her*
(6:20:36 PM) dirtydude75: you can be in the group
(6:20:43 PM) Dstn2524: =]
(6:20:46 PM) Dstn2524: when do iget my solo?
(6:21:02 PM) dirtydude75: you'll find out tomorrow
(6:21:10 PM) dirtydude75: go to the alley behind w street
(6:21:18 PM) dirtydude75: there will be a negro in a dark coat
(6:21:29 PM) dirtydude75: standing behind the brown bottles and big trash can
(6:21:48 PM) dirtydude75: ask him when you get your solo
(6:21:52 PM) dirtydude75: he will ask you for 5 dollars
(6:22:00 PM) dirtydude75: give him 2.50
(6:22:08 PM) dirtydude75: he doesn't know how to count
(6:22:10 PM) Dstn2524: wont th piss him off?
(6:22:17 PM) dirtydude75: he doesn't know how to count jimmy
(6:22:30 PM) dirtydude75: the negro man will go inside to buy a beer
(6:22:46 PM) dirtydude75: the store clerk will yell at him for not having enough money and throw the beer bottle at his face
(6:22:52 PM) dirtydude75: get the blood from the wound
(6:23:16 PM) dirtydude75: and go to the university's drama association
(6:23:22 PM) dirtydude75: tell them you have a hobo negro's blood
(6:23:26 PM) dirtydude75: and if they don't give you a solo
(6:23:37 PM) dirtydude75: you will throw it on them
(6:23:42 PM) dirtydude75: when they decline
(6:23:59 PM) dirtydude75: pull out your 22 and threaten to kill the cutest boy you can find
(6:24:03 PM) dirtydude75: once you have your part
(6:24:05 PM) dirtydude75: give it to me
(6:24:09 PM) dirtydude75: and I will assign you a solo
(6:24:20 PM) Dstn2524: k
(6:24:24 PM) Dstn2524: but i have one question
(6:24:40 PM) Dstn2524: why is there an alley behind the street, tht doesnt make any sense
(6:25:23 PM) dirtydude75: It's georgia jimmy
(6:25:25 PM) dirtydude75: nothing makes sense
(6:25:43 PM) Dstn2524: amen to that
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01-01-2010, 02:36 AM
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[21:10] ngu sup4rstar: lol?
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[21:10] XxAngryAcexX: dont talk about that shit with me
[21:10] XxAngryAcexX: im not getting arrested
[21:11] ngu sup4rstar: ....
[21:11] ngu sup4rstar: How would u get arrested?
[21:11] XxAngryAcexX: later
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[21:10] ngu sup4rstar: wtf
[21:10] XxAngryAcexX: dont talk about that shit with me
[21:10] XxAngryAcexX: im not getting arrested
[21:11] ngu sup4rstar: ....
[21:11] ngu sup4rstar: How would u get arrested?
[21:11] XxAngryAcexX: later
[21:11] ngu sup4rstar: kk
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