(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); i was playing COD4 and i met the funniest mother fcker ever! heres some quotes:

1. if i'm ever having a three some i'm gonna be like "double kill bitches!" +20 points mother fckers!

2. i'm gonna be talking to this girl and be like make me cum without touching me. Girl: how am i supposed to do that? USE THE FORCE no shit!

3. presiden't obama: Today, i declare, you may never bet your left nut!

4. clinton: hey ladies you wana take a ride on airforce one?

5. hang on while i dip this friend chicken in coolaid powder.

6. oh man that juice guy that was riding my ass up in my gravy just left.

7. i love your balls (thats kinda gay man) kinda gay?! that straight up gay

8. wwwoooaaaa boys, thats a mighty large instrument of sex you got therr

9. 3 some!! double kill!... over kill!... (honey i'm hooome!) Kill joy!

10. hey guys, whats better then roses on a piano? 2 lips on your organ!

11. hehehooahaha, sorry guys thats what i sound like wen i beat my dick. it's very unfortunate and the doctors are looking into it.

12. **** YOU! (damn did you just wake up or somthing?) yeah from fcking your mom all night!

13. holy crap batman! flush the toilet!

14. I like your pussy shaken not sturred!

15. Your mothers so loose, thats were they film the batcave!

16. your mom's vagina is like the grand canyon! large, dry, and witch a trickle of water going down the middle

17. i wonder if ash ever caught a pokemon and raped it, your mine now! time to go into battle! start suckin' them pokeballs.

18. that song sucks so much ass, i've got cancer

19. lets have a naked scuba party!

20. dude the way your sitting right now, your dick could totally go through that slot..

21. i wonder if wen 2 gay football players have sex, if unecissary roughness comes into play.

22. whats really gay is going down to africa and making an uh-oh oreo with the cabanna boys.

23. HOLY 18-4 BATMAN, the other team sucks.

24. your mother's vagina has teeth and wen you put your dick in it it's like RAAHHH.

25. having sex with your mom is like killing the krakin', it's slippery and wet but really gross at the same tiem!

26. naah wats up doc, woa!! looks like ur penis!

27. i don't like midgets, homosexuals, or philipeno's or philipeno midget homosexuals.

lololol!

haha i would've lol'd so much especially on the one ur mums so loose they filmed the batcave in there XD

funny but imagine how much funnier it is if you actually HEARD the guy say it there should be like a soundboard lol

i did hear him say it, on xbox live.