Post: If you're not at LEAST 6 foot tall you're not a man, sorry
12-22-2012, 03:07 AM #1
gola
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I'm sorry to tell all of you manlets this but if you're not at LEAST 6 foot tall no one will ever truly love you, in fact people despise you. I should also mention that if you have a cocky personality, are confident or do something to 'better' yourself like going to the gym everyone thinks you're overcompensating due to You must login or register to view this content. and will think even less of you.

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Shorter people also tend to be creepy faggots and or serial killers:
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I will admit there are some good things about being short, such as:
- Being able to shop in the children's clothing section forever
- When you trip, it's a short fall to the ground
- When it rains it hits you last
- You still get to ride all the cool rides!
- The police won't have to push your head down to toss you in the back of the cruiser.
- can punch tall guys in the balls easily
- no one will ever make you change lightbulbs or get things off shelves
- you can be a hobbit for Halloween
- Hide & Go Seek champion!
- you get a cool nick name "shorty" (pronounced shawty by the blacks)
- easier to be a child molester
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12-22-2012, 04:44 PM #11
NeedaLifeSoon
Retired Life
Originally posted by another user
I'm sorry to tell all of you manlets this but if you're not at LEAST 6 foot tall no one will ever truly love you, in fact people despise you


Great to see Gola posting again Smile
His staff profile had his height listed as 5'11" :p

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12-22-2012, 04:48 PM #12
Moneybag
Little One
You got a lot of fucking time on your hands

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12-22-2012, 04:52 PM #13
5'9
I will never amount to anything great or large.
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12-22-2012, 06:32 PM #14
Scouse_Dom
League Champion
2/10 trying too hard.

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Yoszhi
12-22-2012, 07:38 PM #15
-Luke
Former Staff
I'm 72 Inches. Smile
12-23-2012, 12:57 AM #16
suhel
Little One
LMAO, This is some bullshit. A girl like you for your personality not your height or weight for that matter. There are girls who likes to date jacked guy or tall guys or short guys, so? Let me help you find some short smart people for you Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett etc. This makes me get on a conclusion that short people are smarter than tall people = more money = more bitches. Height is determine by genetics, you can't make person taller by doing pull ups. So, at the end people are who they are. I am happy with my height that's 5'9. Also have a look at this You must login or register to view this content.

Good day,

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Yoszhi
12-23-2012, 01:04 AM #17
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Sounds legit.
12-23-2012, 01:19 AM #18
Looooool this is funny
12-23-2012, 06:59 AM #19
DaSandman
Little One
6' tall and loving it.

---------- Post added at 06:59 AM ---------- Previous post was at 06:56 AM ----------

Originally posted by Pricey91 View Post
<5'4= Y U NO GROW?
5'5-5'8= Short
5'9-6'1= Average
6'1-6'4= Tall
6'5< = Try not to take over Tokyo


There are exactly Japanes guys in Tokyo that are over 6'5". My brother-in-law is one of them

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