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I'm sorry to tell all of you manlets this but if you're not at LEAST 6 foot tall no one will ever truly love you, in fact people despise you. I should also mention that if you have a cocky personality, are confident or do something to 'better' yourself like going to the gym everyone thinks you're overcompensating due to You must login or register to view this content. and will think even less of you.

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Shorter people also tend to be creepy faggots and or serial killers:
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I will admit there are some good things about being short, such as:
- Being able to shop in the children's clothing section forever
- When you trip, it's a short fall to the ground
- When it rains it hits you last
- You still get to ride all the cool rides!
- The police won't have to push your head down to toss you in the back of the cruiser.
- can punch tall guys in the balls easily
- no one will ever make you change lightbulbs or get things off shelves
- you can be a hobbit for Halloween
- Hide & Go Seek champion!
- you get a cool nick name "shorty" (pronounced shawty by the blacks)
- easier to be a child molester

It's one of those looks great on the outside, but nothing under the hood.

Im tall yolo

Well, I'm 5'6 and only 14 yrs old. Hopefully I'll be able to surpass 6 ft once my growth sprout stops.

Chuck Norris was born in the '40s- it scales

Well I'm 6'4 =3. So tis all good on my half .

Funny thread though man .

You know those dictators you mentioned? I'd have totally forgiven them for their crimes if they were cute little girls.

Joseph Stalin:

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Adolf Hitler:

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Tse-Tsung:

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Pol Pot:

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If you liked these, the rest of the book has, Fidel Castro, Sadam Hussein, Mussolini and many more.

You not like cute 2D girls?

Here have some more:

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Well im 6 foot 2, nearing on 6 foot 3.. happy days for me then