Post: If you're not at LEAST 6 foot tall you're not a man, sorry
12-22-2012, 03:07 AM #1
gola
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I'm sorry to tell all of you manlets this but if you're not at LEAST 6 foot tall no one will ever truly love you, in fact people despise you. I should also mention that if you have a cocky personality, are confident or do something to 'better' yourself like going to the gym everyone thinks you're overcompensating due to You must login or register to view this content. and will think even less of you.

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Shorter people also tend to be creepy faggots and or serial killers:
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I will admit there are some good things about being short, such as:
- Being able to shop in the children's clothing section forever
- When you trip, it's a short fall to the ground
- When it rains it hits you last
- You still get to ride all the cool rides!
- The police won't have to push your head down to toss you in the back of the cruiser.
- can punch tall guys in the balls easily
- no one will ever make you change lightbulbs or get things off shelves
- you can be a hobbit for Halloween
- Hide & Go Seek champion!
- you get a cool nick name "shorty" (pronounced shawty by the blacks)
- easier to be a child molester
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12-22-2012, 03:35 AM #2
rashaddb
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Lol well I'm 6'2
12-22-2012, 03:39 AM #3
Nubz
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5'8.

Die Fags.

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12-22-2012, 04:13 AM #4
Null ReacT
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Yeah.. but short people live longer :y:

Sucks to suck.. if you're above 6 feet..
12-22-2012, 02:43 PM #5
Im 6'0 like a boss!
12-22-2012, 02:50 PM #6
IvanTheTerrible
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12-22-2012, 02:51 PM #7
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tfw 5"10

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12-22-2012, 02:54 PM #8
BAMF
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I am 5'10. FMLLLLLLLLLLLL
12-22-2012, 04:16 PM #9
Not sure if on MISC or NGU.
12-22-2012, 04:23 PM #10
Pricey91
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<5'4= Y U NO GROW?
5'5-5'8= Short
5'9-6'1= Average
6'1-6'4= Tall
6'5< = Try not to take over Tokyo

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