Post: [Joke]Condoms
09-22-2009, 05:09 AM #1
///M
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condoms here?"

"Sure. What size are you?," she said, to which he responded, "I'm not really sure."

"Well, just let me check," she said, walking around the counter. She unzipped his pants, took a
feel and then picked up the microphone.

"Extra-large condoms to checkout." A stockboy brought the condoms and the man paid and left.
A while later, a 30-year-old man walked up to the checkout. "Do you sell condoms here?" he
asked.

"Sure, but size do you need?," she said, to which he said, "Well, I don't know." "Well, just let me
check." She unzipped his pants, took a couple of tugs and then picked up the microphone, "Large
condoms to the checkout." The stockboy brought the condoms, the man paid and left.

Later, a 16-year-old came into the store. "Um, ah, do you guys sell condoms here?" he asked the
girl at the checkout. "Yep," she said, "what size do you need?" "I don't know," he replied.

She unzipped his zipper for a feel and then picked up the microphone."Cleanup at the checkout,
please. Cleanup at the checkout!
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The following user thanked ///M for this useful post:

Dewzy916
09-23-2009, 02:52 AM #11
dominicanpimp10
Treasure hunter
lol hahaha can u give me a ride there???? lol
09-23-2009, 04:42 AM #12
deozpester91
You talkin to me?
loool looool
09-23-2009, 10:09 AM #13
ROFLMAO wow that was pretty funny lol lets all go to that store :P IM FIRST THOUGH xD
11-30-2009, 04:58 PM #14
Jayy
Forever in debt to Jim and ENZO-F#
lol thatss funny Smile

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