Post: [Joke]Condoms
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09-22-2009, 05:09 AM
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///M
GTghost
condoms here?"
"Sure. What size are you?," she said, to which he responded, "I'm not really sure."
"Well, just let me check," she said, walking around the counter. She unzipped his pants, took a
feel and then picked up the microphone.
"Extra-large condoms to checkout." A stockboy brought the condoms and the man paid and left.
A while later, a 30-year-old man walked up to the checkout. "Do you sell condoms here?" he
asked.
"Sure, but size do you need?," she said, to which he said, "Well, I don't know." "Well, just let me
check." She unzipped his pants, took a couple of tugs and then picked up the microphone, "Large
condoms to the checkout." The stockboy brought the condoms, the man paid and left.
Later, a 16-year-old came into the store. "Um, ah, do you guys sell condoms here?" he asked the
girl at the checkout. "Yep," she said, "what size do you need?" "I don't know," he replied.
She unzipped his zipper for a feel and then picked up the microphone."Cleanup at the checkout,
please. Cleanup at the checkout!
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