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People trying to be cool use it for EVERYTHING and also as their facebook name thinking that shit's cute: 'I just opened a cabinet, SWAG.' 'I just fell down, lol, SWAG.' 'SWAGNIFICENT' '(your name) idontgiveafuq gotsswagg' 'lives in swagtown' 'works at swagville' 'That show was so SWAG.' 'I just finished brushing my teeth, SWAG.' 'Hey guys, just woke up, SWAG.' 'Lol, I got kicked out of class, SWAG.' 'I cursed the teacher out, SWAG.' 'Tumbling on tumblr in class, SWAG.' '(your name) the swag god' 'texting in class, SWAG'


But what it really means is

An acronym created by a group of men in the United States during the 1960's that means Secretly We Are Gay

"Secretly. We. Are. Gay."
just so you know what people mean when they talk about their "swag"



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LMAOOOAO ooooh im outta here

swag
swaɡ/
noun
noun: swag
1.
a curtain or piece of fabric fastened so as to hang in a drooping curve.
a decorative garland or chain of flowers, foliage, or fruit fastened so as to hang in a drooping curve.
plural noun: swags
"swags of holly and mistletoe"
a carved or painted representation of a swag of flowers, foliage, or fruit.
"fine plaster swags"
2.
informal
money or goods taken by a thief or burglar.
"their homes offer tempting swag for burglars"
products given away free, typically for promotional purposes.
"local studios provide swag, spirits, and food"
US
marijuana, typically of a low grade.
"prices range from $40 a 10-seed packet for some Jamaican swag to $345 per pack for something tastier"
3.
AUSTRALIAN/NEW ZEALAND
a traveler's or miner's bundle of personal belongings.
informal
a large number, amount, or variety.
"the seller left a swag of unpaid bills"
verb
verb: swag; 3rd person present: swags; past tense: swagged; past participle: swagged; gerund or present participle: swagging
1.
arrange in or decorate with a swag or swags of fabric.
"swag the fabric gracefully over the curtain tie-backs"
2.
AUSTRALIAN/NEW ZEALAND
travel with one's personal belongings in a bundle.
"swagging it in Queensland"
3.
literary
hang heavily.
"the crinkly old hide swags here and there"
sway from side to side.
"the stout chief sat swagging from one side of the carriage to the other"
Origin
Middle English (in the sense ‘bulging bag’): probably of Scandinavian origin. The original sense of the verb (early 16th century) was ‘cause to sway or sag.’

This hag has swag.

Damn near four years later and this post is still making people laugh, hahaha.

Lol. I seen you quote this in my inbox, and I was like the fuck? Lol. It's ancient. I work in a Prison, and have been for four and a half years. When an inmate sags, which is daily, and about 95% of them still sag, we have to remind them they're a homo, and where is his man at....It usually works. Most of the time it doesn't. They wear home made du-rags, and sag, and all talk like an illiterate gangster. I assume their IQ is about 70.

That's crazy. It's funny how four years have passed and your post is still relevant to your job! Ha. Most people can't say that, especially here. I've heard all of that stuff about sagging but jeez... That's ridiculous.