Post: After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me
01-22-2013, 06:23 AM #1
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Lovol
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (they have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

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mmmmm look at him running so majestically
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01-25-2013, 08:14 PM #38
NeedaLifeSoon
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Originally posted by Lovol View Post
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (they have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else.Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.

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mmmmm look at him running so majestically


What I find most amusing about the OP's thread is that he references all female images throughout his written post as though he is a real masculine guy. Then claims he is forever alone because he cant have sex with a Male T-Rex?? "mmmmm look at him running so majestically"

Maybe you ought to re evaluate your sexual orientation sir, and consider having sex with a Large Man with Eczema and Psoriasis. It might help satisfy your some of your latent desires :p
01-25-2013, 08:40 PM #39
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Why don't we have a Misc. section yet?


Because then this site would officially be the most pathetic circlejerk on the internet.
01-25-2013, 09:48 PM #40
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Originally posted by NeedaLifeSoon View Post
What I find most amusing about the OP's thread is that he references all female images throughout his written post as though he is a real masculine guy. Then claims he is forever alone because he cant have sex with a Male T-Rex?? "mmmmm look at him running so majestically"

Maybe you ought to re evaluate your sexual orientation sir, and consider having sex with a Large Man with Eczema and Psoriasis. It might help satisfy your some of your latent desires :p
:( :(
01-25-2013, 11:07 PM #41
xScreamo!
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I'm not the only one!
08-13-2014, 11:38 PM #42
i cri eri tim

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08-15-2014, 07:44 AM #43
This is why we all fucking hate Lovol. Suck YOUR Dick.
08-15-2014, 07:44 AM #44
Originally posted by iRubikz View Post
i cri eri tim


Lovol, welcome back fgt.
08-15-2014, 08:27 AM #45
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This is from 2013. I actually liked Lovol too, soo whatever.

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