1. HAHAHA
2. Ask her about the foul language.
3. You can't turn a hoe into a housewife (but there is always that .1%)
I met my ex-wife through a friend. I heard her voice over the phone (makes a man go "WOOOOOOO!!!") and I thought with a voice like she has would work in my favor. I sent her a picture of me in my military uniform and she sent me a picture of her (not what I expected

) I really couldn't dump her because when I had gone to visit her, the food had hit the spot. 2 yrs later we got married and shit changed. 7 months later, Da Shit really hit the fan. Took me 2 years to get my divorce settled.