Post: How to be retarded
02-03-2013, 11:07 PM #1
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Lovol
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); As many of you know, a site called [url=www.evasi0n.com]evasi0n[/url] has claimed that they are releasing a new iOS6 jailbreak. I'm not an iOS user, so I don't really care, nor do I know.

As you can see, there's a progress bar on there that's been stuck at 85% for quite some time. Now, some of your friends may have tricked you into believing that they've bypassed the percentage and downloaded the jailbreak. However, they did a bad job, are bad, and should feel bad.

Now today, I'll be giving you a tutorial on how to be a retard (slightly less retarded than your friends)!

Chrome tutorial:

Step 1: Go to [url]www.evasi0n.com[/url]
Step 2: Type in the url bar as follows (then hit enter):
    javascript:document.getElementById('progress'Winky Winky.outerHTML = "<center>huehuehue lolool0l TROLLFACE LOL";

Step 3: Edit the outerHTML as you please.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Retarded!

Firefox tutorial:

Step 1: Go to [url]www.evasi0n.com[/url]
Step 2: CTRL (command if Mac) + Shift + K
Step 3: Paste the following and then hit enter
    document.getElementById('progress'Winky Winky.outerHTML = "<center>huehuehue lolool0l TROLLFACE LOL";

Step 4: Edit the outerHTML as you please.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Retarded!

Internet Explorer tutorial:

Step 1: Get with it and download a better browser, you hooligan

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02-03-2013, 11:17 PM #2
Jared
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Originally posted by Lovol View Post
As many of you know, a site called [url=www.evasi0n.com]evasi0n[/url] has claimed that they are releasing a new iOS6 jailbreak. I'm not an iOS user, so I don't really care, nor do I know.

As you can see, there's a progress bar on there that's been stuck at 85% for quite some time. Now, some of your friends may have tricked you into believing that they've bypassed the percentage and downloaded the jailbreak. However, they did a bad job, are bad, and should feel bad.

Now today, I'll be giving you a tutorial on how to be a retard (slightly less retarded than your friends)!

Chrome tutorial:

Step 1: Go to [url]www.evasi0n.com[/url]
Step 2: Type in the url bar as follows (then hit enter):
    javascript:document.getElementById('progress'Winky Winky.outerHTML = "<center>huehuehue lolool0l TROLLFACE LOL";

Step 3: Edit the outerHTML as you please.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Retarded!

Firefox tutorial:

Step 1: Go to [url]www.evasi0n.com[/url]
Step 2: CTRL (command if Mac) + Shift + K
Step 3: Paste the following and then hit enter
    document.getElementById('progress'Winky Winky.outerHTML = "<center>huehuehue lolool0l TROLLFACE LOL";

Step 4: Edit the outerHTML as you please.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Retarded!

Internet Explorer tutorial:

Step 1: Get with it and download a better browser, you hooligan

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haz da returdnes kiked n yt m8?
02-03-2013, 11:17 PM #3
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Lovol
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Originally posted by Jared View Post
haz da returdnes kiked n yt m8?
Yep, I guess it worked. Happy
02-03-2013, 11:24 PM #4
Tustin
Balls of Steel
thanks am i cool now
02-03-2013, 11:26 PM #5
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Sox
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Originally posted by another user
How to be retarded



hahaha i lol'd

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02-03-2013, 11:43 PM #6
Pichu
RIP PICHU.
...This is retarded... Guess it worked.
02-04-2013, 12:09 AM #7
Toke
PC Master Race
Originally posted by Lovol View Post
As many of you know, a site called [url=www.evasi0n.com]evasi0n[/url] has claimed that they are releasing a new iOS6 jailbreak. I'm not an iOS user, so I don't really care, nor do I know.

As you can see, there's a progress bar on there that's been stuck at 85% for quite some time. Now, some of your friends may have tricked you into believing that they've bypassed the percentage and downloaded the jailbreak. However, they did a bad job, are bad, and should feel bad.

Now today, I'll be giving you a tutorial on how to be a retard (slightly less retarded than your friends)!

Chrome tutorial:

Step 1: Go to [url]www.evasi0n.com[/url]
Step 2: Type in the url bar as follows (then hit enter):
    javascript:document.getElementById('progress'Winky Winky.outerHTML = "<center>huehuehue lolool0l TROLLFACE LOL";

Step 3: Edit the outerHTML as you please.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Retarded!

Firefox tutorial:

Step 1: Go to [url]www.evasi0n.com[/url]
Step 2: CTRL (command if Mac) + Shift + K
Step 3: Paste the following and then hit enter
    document.getElementById('progress'Winky Winky.outerHTML = "<center>huehuehue lolool0l TROLLFACE LOL";

Step 4: Edit the outerHTML as you please.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Retarded!

Internet Explorer tutorial:

Step 1: Get with it and download a better browser, you hooligan

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wat is this and dus this mean lovol is a fandroid?
02-04-2013, 01:03 AM #8
iTruceFret
[move]From now on, call me DRAGON.[/move]
How 2 install?

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