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So guys, tell me.. What are some things you can't do with a boner?
I'm going to update the thread with your replies, so try to be clever.

Cmd-X:
You can't poop with a boner.

RichModder:
You can't go in public with that long thing up.

Mz-Bomb3rZz-:
You can't shove it in the queen's saggy face.

Alt:
You can't go for a wee or talk with any of your family with a boner.

ᙢLB:
You can't have a boner without getting a boner.

PWW_Commander:
You can't go to the front of class if the teacher called you, with a boner while wearing skinny jeans.

Toke:
You can't talk to a hot girl with a boner unless she's a slut.

.Vanz:
You can't zip up your pants with a boner.

HackenTrollen:
You can't run with a boner.

Bass321Maste321:
You can't workout at the gym with a boner.

ResistTheSun:
You can't save a boner from dying out.
You can't use a boner to create world peace.
You can't give a boner a happy ending without it dying, poor thing.
You can't use a boner as a flag pole.
You can't use a boner as a pogo stick.

Guzman:
You can't stand up with a boner.
You can't hug your best friend with a boner.
You can't sleep with a boner.
You can't ignore a boner.
You can't push down the boner.

Wark-Ferrari:
You can't pitch a tent without a boner.

LE capitalz:
You can't put a boner down easily.
You can't look cool with a boner.
You can't bend down to pick something up with a boner.

Dr. Wenis:
You can't resist touching your penis with a boner.
You can't resist watching porn with a boner.
You can't resist having that urge of ejaculation with a boner.

Camaro:
You can't walk into a gay bar with a boner.
You can't slip-n-slide with a boner.
You can't plank with a boner.
You can't buy girl scout cookies with a boner.

Squirtle♥:
You can't stick your boner in your ear and make it come out your bum.


evasi0n:
You can't go down and eat with a boner.
You can't force your boner to go down.
You can't stop getting a boner when "the thing" is growing.
You can't get a boner while watching Cmd-X's Avatar

You can't stand up with a boner.
You can't hug your best friend with a boner
You can't sleep with a boner
You can't ignore a boner
You can't push down the boner
You can't hide a boner

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I have actually pooped with a boner :/ i was about to fap and i needed to take a dump and i couldn't hold it so i did it

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:LOL: I fapped with Dove hand soap once

You can't wiggle your penis with a boner.

You can't run into a wall with a boner.

You can't pitch a tent without a boner.

Thing you can do with a boner is insert it into a vagina

Concentrate, If I have a hard on everything continues to arouse me further until I cum. even really weird shit starts to arouse me and I begin to find fetishes I never knew I had.

That feel when you blow your load and see your reflection in the monitor after you were fapping to weird porn.

It's not a good feel

Lmfao, my life story.

You can't beat a boner

You can't get your aim straight when taking a piss. Trust me..............I've tried.