Post: Things You Can't Do With A Boner
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02-11-2013, 10:07 PM
#1
Cmd-X
It's been awhile.
So guys, tell me.. What are some things you can't do with a boner?
I'm going to update the thread with your replies, so try to be clever.
I'm going to update the thread with your replies, so try to be clever.
Cmd-X:
You can't poop with a boner.
RichModder:
You can't go in public with that long thing up.
Mz-Bomb3rZz-:
You can't shove it in the queen's saggy face.
Alt:
You can't go for a wee or talk with any of your family with a boner.
ᙢLB:
You can't have a boner without getting a boner.
PWW_Commander:
You can't go to the front of class if the teacher called you, with a boner while wearing skinny jeans.
Toke:
You can't talk to a hot girl with a boner unless she's a slut.
.Vanz:
You can't zip up your pants with a boner.
HackenTrollen:
You can't run with a boner.
Bass321Maste321:
You can't workout at the gym with a boner.
ResistTheSun:
You can't save a boner from dying out.
You can't use a boner to create world peace.
You can't give a boner a happy ending without it dying, poor thing.
You can't use a boner as a flag pole.
You can't use a boner as a pogo stick.
Guzman:
You can't stand up with a boner.
You can't hug your best friend with a boner.
You can't sleep with a boner.
You can't ignore a boner.
You can't push down the boner.
Wark-Ferrari:
You can't pitch a tent without a boner.
LE capitalz:
You can't put a boner down easily.
You can't look cool with a boner.
You can't bend down to pick something up with a boner.
Dr. Wenis:
You can't resist touching your penis with a boner.
You can't resist watching porn with a boner.
You can't resist having that urge of ejaculation with a boner.
Camaro:
You can't walk into a gay bar with a boner.
You can't slip-n-slide with a boner.
You can't plank with a boner.
You can't buy girl scout cookies with a boner.
Squirtle♥:
You can't stick your boner in your ear and make it come out your bum.
evasi0n:
You can't go down and eat with a boner.
You can't force your boner to go down.
You can't stop getting a boner when "the thing" is growing.
You can't get a boner while watching Cmd-X's Avatar
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02-11-2013, 11:34 PM
#14
Bass321Maste321
Do a barrel roll!
02-11-2013, 11:58 PM
#15
Sheldon Cooper
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02-12-2013, 12:45 PM
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ResistTheSun
In Flames Much?
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