Post: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend =[
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09-30-2009, 07:14 AM
#1
Dopey
NGU :/
Secondly if you have nothing nice to say do not say anything at all!
Ok so now to begin with my story. Most of you guys know me and you know I've been with my girlfriend for about 2 years now. You guys know that I'm in love her. Well I was talking to her on aim the other day. And when I talk to her about wanting something I don't say I. I either say XX(my name) wants a kiss. Or me wants this. But like a dumbass I said "Dopey wants sex".
Of course, she ignores the sex part and says "who's dopey?" and i tell her its my name when I play Xbox. Suspiciously she asks if i play with other girls. I tell her that girls don't play video games. She still suspects something of that kind. So she asks if i talk to other people the way i talk to her. Then i say no.
Well this experience made me realize that I spend too much time on NGU. So much time that it basically interferes with my personal life. I have to basically choose between you guys and my girlfriend. My girlfriend gives me everything I want and makes me happy. You guys make me happy and are always here 24/7. I rarely get to hang out with her anyways.
After hours of thinking about it, i realized there are many fish in the sea so I chose NGU and broke up with my girlfriend. Yea I'm going to miss her but I love you guys =D
Make sure you THANK this thread for entertaining you for a few minutes. This is probably the most reading any of you have ever done this year and that is why I decided to try to use perfect grammar on this fictional story. This experience wasn't that bad though. Now i can go out and party and have a great college experience instead of passing up all those opportunities because I was tied down.
The moral of the story is you don't need a girlfriend. Go out and have fun with as many girls as you want.
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10-01-2009, 05:39 PM
#32
+tA. Ó'Dónaill
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10-01-2009, 09:17 PM
#33
Dopey
NGU :/
Originally posted by tA.
Seriously, you chose ngu over a girl =)) you must be gay or something because any human boy that i know whould choose a girl over a website anyday (mostly because they all want sex every night but still)No offence BTW but why the **** would you do that ngu isnt good enough to break up over :p
you fail
because...
you failed to read wat i said.
you failed to read what everybody on this page said.
and because i simply say you fail
10-02-2009, 01:53 AM
#34
PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
10-02-2009, 04:50 AM
#35
Dopey
NGU :/
Originally posted by PrayForPlagues
Dude.. Im sorry but thats sad.. if you loved her... get her. This is a site. You dont need to choose which one you want! Hell you dont even need to be active.. hang with her.. we still love you 
k ive been reading on.. wtf? im DAMN confused.
k ive been reading on.. wtf? im DAMN confused.
you failed as well. look at edeitys post...
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or look at my original post and look for the word fictional. 99% of people that read it missed that word
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