Post: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend =[
09-30-2009, 07:14 AM #1
Dopey
NGU :/
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Ok so now to begin with my story. Most of you guys know me and you know I've been with my girlfriend for about 2 years now. You guys know that I'm in love her. Well I was talking to her on aim the other day. And when I talk to her about wanting something I don't say I. I either say XX(my name) wants a kiss. Or me wants this. But like a dumbass I said "Dopey wants sex".

Of course, she ignores the sex part and says "who's dopey?" and i tell her its my name when I play Xbox. Suspiciously she asks if i play with other girls. I tell her that girls don't play video games. She still suspects something of that kind. So she asks if i talk to other people the way i talk to her. Then i say no.

Well this experience made me realize that I spend too much time on NGU. So much time that it basically interferes with my personal life. I have to basically choose between you guys and my girlfriend. My girlfriend gives me everything I want and makes me happy. You guys make me happy and are always here 24/7. I rarely get to hang out with her anyways.

After hours of thinking about it, i realized there are many fish in the sea so I chose NGU and broke up with my girlfriend. Yea I'm going to miss her but I love you guys =D

Make sure you THANK this thread for entertaining you for a few minutes. This is probably the most reading any of you have ever done this year and that is why I decided to try to use perfect grammar on this fictional story. This experience wasn't that bad though. Now i can go out and party and have a great college experience instead of passing up all those opportunities because I was tied down.

The moral of the story is you don't need a girlfriend. Go out and have fun with as many girls as you want.
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10-07-2009, 10:22 PM #65
blizzard94
Vault dweller
did somebody say NON-FICTION?
10-07-2009, 11:56 PM #66
NanuGama
YouTube.com/NanuGama
You shouldn't just stayed with her & explain everything.
Let her play some CoD 4 or WaW to show her how it is.

---------- Post added at 07:56 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:54 PM ----------

Originally posted by RoNallDo View Post
Don't worry big boy, NGU you will satisfy you in many ways Winky Winky


Well I Wanna See NGU Satisfy me In Sexual Ways.
10-08-2009, 12:44 AM #67
Physicalfire
Bounty hunter
Not this time.
10-08-2009, 08:20 AM #68
iDave
Banned
Dopey, You always have me Winky Winky

And the rest of NGU :rolleyes:
As Ronaldo said.. We'll satify you :O
10-08-2009, 09:27 PM #69
knsu <3
Porn is for winners?
well you don't have me XD srry im taken

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