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09-30-2009, 07:14 AM #1
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Ok so now to begin with my story. Most of you guys know me and you know I've been with my girlfriend for about 2 years now. You guys know that I'm in love her. Well I was talking to her on aim the other day. And when I talk to her about wanting something I don't say I. I either say XX(my name) wants a kiss. Or me wants this. But like a dumbass I said "Dopey wants sex".

Of course, she ignores the sex part and says "who's dopey?" and i tell her its my name when I play Xbox. Suspiciously she asks if i play with other girls. I tell her that girls don't play video games. She still suspects something of that kind. So she asks if i talk to other people the way i talk to her. Then i say no.

Well this experience made me realize that I spend too much time on NGU. So much time that it basically interferes with my personal life. I have to basically choose between you guys and my girlfriend. My girlfriend gives me everything I want and makes me happy. You guys make me happy and are always here 24/7. I rarely get to hang out with her anyways.

After hours of thinking about it, i realized there are many fish in the sea so I chose NGU and broke up with my girlfriend. Yea I'm going to miss her but I love you guys =D

Make sure you THANK this thread for entertaining you for a few minutes. This is probably the most reading any of you have ever done this year and that is why I decided to try to use perfect grammar on this fictional story. This experience wasn't that bad though. Now i can go out and party and have a great college experience instead of passing up all those opportunities because I was tied down.

The moral of the story is you don't need a girlfriend. Go out and have fun with as many girls as you want.
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10-02-2009, 11:59 PM #38
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10-03-2009, 12:30 AM #39
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Porn is for winners?
Originally posted by EvilRip0306 View Post
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um.... wut is that suppose to meen???
10-03-2009, 01:06 AM #40
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Originally posted by DOPEY562 View Post
fail to read much?
seriously most of you people here read title and comment lol wtf


what are you talking about? i read the whole thing
10-03-2009, 01:09 AM #41
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Originally posted by war8ramen View Post
what are you talking about? i read the whole thing


did u read the part that it was a fictional story? didn't think so Not Happy or Sad
10-03-2009, 01:16 AM #42
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id choose my gf over NGU sorry guyz!!
10-03-2009, 01:27 AM #43
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Originally posted by BlinKz View Post
um.... wut is that suppose to meen???


It means if you don't know what it means you should be on the fail boat
10-03-2009, 01:49 AM #44
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Originally posted by Mitch View Post
id choose my gf over NGU sorry guyz!!


again someone failed to read anythin!
10-03-2009, 03:36 AM #45
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Originally posted by DOPEY562 View Post
This is probably the most reading any of you have ever done this year and that is why I decided to try to use perfect grammar on this fictional story.


Read it carefully next time people.
10-03-2009, 03:54 AM #46
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that was ****ing retarded to break up over a website.Wow get back with her damn

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