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Post: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend =[
09-30-2009, 07:14 AM #1
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Dopey
NGU :/
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Ok so now to begin with my story. Most of you guys know me and you know I've been with my girlfriend for about 2 years now. You guys know that I'm in love her. Well I was talking to her on aim the other day. And when I talk to her about wanting something I don't say I. I either say XX(my name) wants a kiss. Or me wants this. But like a dumbass I said "Dopey wants sex".

Of course, she ignores the sex part and says "who's dopey?" and i tell her its my name when I play Xbox. Suspiciously she asks if i play with other girls. I tell her that girls don't play video games. She still suspects something of that kind. So she asks if i talk to other people the way i talk to her. Then i say no.

Well this experience made me realize that I spend too much time on NGU. So much time that it basically interferes with my personal life. I have to basically choose between you guys and my girlfriend. My girlfriend gives me everything I want and makes me happy. You guys make me happy and are always here 24/7. I rarely get to hang out with her anyways.

After hours of thinking about it, i realized there are many fish in the sea so I chose NGU and broke up with my girlfriend. Yea I'm going to miss her but I love you guys =D

Make sure you THANK this thread for entertaining you for a few minutes. This is probably the most reading any of you have ever done this year and that is why I decided to try to use perfect grammar on this fictional story. This experience wasn't that bad though. Now i can go out and party and have a great college experience instead of passing up all those opportunities because I was tied down.

The moral of the story is you don't need a girlfriend. Go out and have fun with as many girls as you want.
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09-30-2009, 07:36 AM #2
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+!a Playa
Climbing up the ladder
ye u had to choose but why do you choose real life vs PC >>
09-30-2009, 09:07 AM #3
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dansbmx
BAY AREA*925*STUNTIN
uh ok... why would you break up with your girl of two years for a website? If you really love her you would do anything to get her back.
09-30-2009, 09:45 AM #4
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Dude get back with her because sooner or later your both relise that breaking up over a website was kinda stupid. Plus they say you only find love once in your life. Who knows, she could be the one. Im sure you'll be back soon once you sorted things out
09-30-2009, 10:40 AM #5
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Bio Hawk
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She could be the one.. Man think, this is internet. You would throw your whole life around for internet. Rather than being with your girl. I would never make that mistake. As me and my girl is tight.
09-30-2009, 11:35 AM #6
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NGU_swat097
Maggbot timeout!
uhh yeah, i think u shuda thought it through...
09-30-2009, 11:50 AM #7
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Como
Here's to Loonyology!
Originally posted by Wayne
bottom line = priceless + truth in one


True dat....
09-30-2009, 12:40 PM #8
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Gobz
Yeah I'm sorry mate, but as good as a site and it's people are, if you're really in love with your girlfriend, you'd be calling her back saying you just made a daft mistake and tell her you're sorry.

After 1 month of no sexy time, the site will look less appealing I can tell you that.
09-30-2009, 12:47 PM #9
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Climbing up the ladder
thats true get her back

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09-30-2009, 12:58 PM #10
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dopey why? why? i know you love us but come on just get back with her :/

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