Post: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend =[
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09-30-2009, 07:14 AM
#1
Dopey
NGU :/
Secondly if you have nothing nice to say do not say anything at all!
Ok so now to begin with my story. Most of you guys know me and you know I've been with my girlfriend for about 2 years now. You guys know that I'm in love her. Well I was talking to her on aim the other day. And when I talk to her about wanting something I don't say I. I either say XX(my name) wants a kiss. Or me wants this. But like a dumbass I said "Dopey wants sex".
Of course, she ignores the sex part and says "who's dopey?" and i tell her its my name when I play Xbox. Suspiciously she asks if i play with other girls. I tell her that girls don't play video games. She still suspects something of that kind. So she asks if i talk to other people the way i talk to her. Then i say no.
Well this experience made me realize that I spend too much time on NGU. So much time that it basically interferes with my personal life. I have to basically choose between you guys and my girlfriend. My girlfriend gives me everything I want and makes me happy. You guys make me happy and are always here 24/7. I rarely get to hang out with her anyways.
After hours of thinking about it, i realized there are many fish in the sea so I chose NGU and broke up with my girlfriend. Yea I'm going to miss her but I love you guys =D
Make sure you THANK this thread for entertaining you for a few minutes. This is probably the most reading any of you have ever done this year and that is why I decided to try to use perfect grammar on this fictional story. This experience wasn't that bad though. Now i can go out and party and have a great college experience instead of passing up all those opportunities because I was tied down.
The moral of the story is you don't need a girlfriend. Go out and have fun with as many girls as you want.
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09-30-2009, 07:39 PM
#20
Prankstaaa
EMK$
Mate what a messed up topic but every one saying oh you choose web over the girl, i mean he says he can go out and enjoy him self more at collage partys etc so surely he will be going out more and seeing more girls? right? i dont know about you boys but when i was in the teens ide f*ck a Barbers floor if it had hair on it! So surely we shud be saying "Dude love hurts but crack on with it and rock these partys out and meet these girls and enjoy freedom!" Well thats my opinion, and yes i like being the guy with the different view!
09-30-2009, 09:48 PM
#24
Dopey
NGU :/
Originally posted by eDeityy
Originally posted by DOPEY562
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Originally Posted by DOPEY562 View Post
This is probably the most reading any of you have ever done this year and that is why I decided to try to use perfect grammar on this fictional story.
Originally Posted by DOPEY562 View Post
This is probably the most reading any of you have ever done this year and that is why I decided to try to use perfect grammar on this fictional story.
.Well done, there is truth in the moral, though.
lmao i didnt think anyone would notice it lol...
nice on noticing it lmao...
10-01-2009, 04:37 PM
#28
Shepleklet
u mad cuz ur ***git
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