(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); 
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. 
With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. 
I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

a++++ routine bro

i used danced in the shower and the shower curtains fucks everything up. then one day i was dancing to the normal gotta do the downward punch like a huge poser metal fgt and as i stood up a took a step i fell and cryed. i never danced again.

Read that before.

thanks for sharing your morning routine with us

Have read this 9001 times.

Can you teach me how to dougie?

Haha that's awesome man. I think I might try it out for myself :p

You sir are a genius, I must try this myself sometime.

Wow. Ultimate Bad@$$ morning shower routine...