I'm talking about a problem many are blind as to see clearly, a pandemic perhaps. I'm talking about a secret organization you see? An organization that we all love and know, a company bringing tasty sponge cakes to us for years. I'm talking about Hostess, the pastry company.

What many of you know about this company really isn't true, you may think they make tasty sponge cakes and whatnot but they are really just tricking you. So here's the deal, their master and true plan hidden behind these boxes.

The Hostess company has moved from America as many of you know, readily avaliable in Canada now. Their goal was to fatten us up, leave, then move to another country. Their new target is Canada, in many years Canada will be fat just like us. Who knows who their target is, I sure don't. Only one thing for sure, they are making us fat so we are unprepared for war. Hostess has a secret base somewhere under Iceland and are working voraciously. They are training soldiers, making them as athletic as we are since they will be skinny and us fat. They have an army waiting for us to become fat, they will attack, but in the meantime we can only realize what me must do as a whole. We need to lose weight and attack the Hostess company before they attack us! Now, I'm not sure where the base is yet. I can only know it is in Iceland from unknown but credible sources.

So, now that you know their plan....prepare for the impending destruction and the monarchy of Hostess.

Strong Copy and Paste. negged

I actually wrote it all by myself, me and my friend today were having a conversation having to do with the information above. It was random...

no ones on ngu typs stuff lik dat

If you can prove I c/ped it from another source other than my brain then try to prove it. Other than that don't make false and absurd accusations.

tell me what url its from and i'll go look