Post: Stereotypes
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03-15-2013, 01:41 AM
#1
Lopez.
[Insert]
Here are some of mine:
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their moms clean it.
Why cant mexicans play UNO?
Because they always steal the green card
Why doesn't the border have electric wires?
Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house.
How many Mexicans does it take to scr...?
Oh shit their done.
Why should you stop a Mexican if his riding a bike?
Its probably yours.
03-15-2013, 01:59 AM
#2
Originally posted by Lopez.
We were talking about this in the Shoutbox....[I'm Hispanic/Mexican ] Post stereotypes of your race.
Here are some of mine:
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their moms clean it.
Why cant mexicans play UNO?
Because they always steal the green card
Why doesn't the border have electric wires?
Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house.
How many Mexicans does it take to scr...?
Oh shit their done.
Why should you stop a Mexican if his riding a bike?
Its probably yours.
Here are some of mine:
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their moms clean it.
Why cant mexicans play UNO?
Because they always steal the green card
Why doesn't the border have electric wires?
Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house.
How many Mexicans does it take to scr...?
Oh shit their done.
Why should you stop a Mexican if his riding a bike?
Its probably yours.
Your name is Lopez. you're Mexican :troll:
03-15-2013, 02:47 AM
#3
zVirus
Haters Gonna Hate
Originally posted by Lopez.
We were talking about this in the Shoutbox....[I'm Hispanic/Mexican ] Post stereotypes of your race.
Here are some of mine:
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their moms clean it.
Why cant mexicans play UNO?
Because they always steal the green card
Why doesn't the border have electric wires?
Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house.
How many Mexicans does it take to scr...?
Oh shit their done.
Why should you stop a Mexican if his riding a bike?
Its probably yours.
Here are some of mine:
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their moms clean it.
Why cant mexicans play UNO?
Because they always steal the green card
Why doesn't the border have electric wires?
Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house.
How many Mexicans does it take to scr...?
Oh shit their done.
Why should you stop a Mexican if his riding a bike?
Its probably yours.
Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
A bench can support a family of 4 :ha!:
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03-15-2013, 05:15 PM
#8
Rokiz
Death is hereditary
Originally posted by Alt
I'm English.. Bring it on! :ha!:
Originally posted by Lopez.
We were talking about this in the Shoutbox....[I'm Hispanic/Mexican ] Post stereotypes of your race.
Here are some of mine:
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their moms clean it.
Why cant mexicans play UNO?
Because they always steal the green card
Why doesn't the border have electric wires?
Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house.
How many Mexicans does it take to scr...?
Oh shit their done.
Why should you stop a Mexican if his riding a bike?
Its probably yours.
Here are some of mine:
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their moms clean it.
Why cant mexicans play UNO?
Because they always steal the green card
Why doesn't the border have electric wires?
Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house.
How many Mexicans does it take to scr...?
Oh shit their done.
Why should you stop a Mexican if his riding a bike?
Its probably yours.
What do you call 500,000 white people jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
It's not funny, but it's probably the best white joke you'll get.
03-15-2013, 05:16 PM
#9
NeedaLifeSoon
Retired Life
I'm Irish & Scottish
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? 1 less drinker :p
A Scotsman took a girl for a ride in a taxi. She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter.
Actually I'm American : Only in America does every drive-through ATM machine have braille.
Hope this thread doesn't get nasty :p
Here is one that shouldn't be too offensive.
TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. You can't drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. It's not necessary to change your birth name to an "American name."
4. We have enough nail salons and dry cleaning businesses.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? 1 less drinker :p
A Scotsman took a girl for a ride in a taxi. She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter.
Actually I'm American : Only in America does every drive-through ATM machine have braille.
Hope this thread doesn't get nasty :p
Here is one that shouldn't be too offensive.
TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. You can't drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. It's not necessary to change your birth name to an "American name."
4. We have enough nail salons and dry cleaning businesses.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.
03-18-2013, 10:05 PM
#10
JP
Israeli/Palestinian Unity
Originally posted by NeedaLifeSoon
I'm Irish & Scottish
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? 1 less drinker :p
A Scotsman took a girl for a ride in a taxi. She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter.
Actually I'm American : Only in America does every drive-through ATM machine have braille.
Hope this thread doesn't get nasty :p
Here is one that shouldn't be too offensive.
TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. You can't drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. It's not necessary to change your birth name to an "American name."
4. We have enough nail salons and dry cleaning businesses.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.
Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? 1 less drinker :p
A Scotsman took a girl for a ride in a taxi. She was so beautiful he could hardly keep his eye on the meter.
Actually I'm American : Only in America does every drive-through ATM machine have braille.
Hope this thread doesn't get nasty :p
Here is one that shouldn't be too offensive.
TEN TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. You can't drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. It's not necessary to change your birth name to an "American name."
4. We have enough nail salons and dry cleaning businesses.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory.
That Irish joke :ha!: Sadly its true though with us lol
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