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03-20-2013, 04:40 AM
#22
Gambler
Guest
Originally posted by Knucks
Man there's some wussy ass shit in this thread. Here's shit I've done, starting with the worst
Grade: 5th
Badness: Worst
Awesomeness: Over the top
My brother, some friends and I found an old film canister full of weed in my parent's closet. It was mostly stems and seeds. A kid from the street told me to bring it to school the next day after telling him one day at school. So, me being an idiot 5th grader, decided to bring it thinking no big deal. He immediately ratted me out to the principal. First 20 minutes of class "William Carlson, please report to the office" blares over the loud speaker. I get to the office, and there are two cops and the principal waiting for me. They search my backpack and find nothing, but one of them saw me toss the film canister in some bushes and pulled it out. I was arrested, charged with possession of a controlled substance and expelled from the school district. In 5th grade. Yeah.
Grade: 4th
Badness: Not too bad imo
Awesomeness: :fyea:
I maintain to this day that the girl asked me to fucking do it, but of course that's not what the teachers and office staff heard. She asked me to show her my dick. So, me being the bad ass I am, agreed. I waited until all the kids left for first break and had a stupid ass kid be a look out for us. I whipped my dick out, she looked at it, touched in for a sec or two and then the lookout said someone's coming. So I stuff it back in and we go about our day. Lunch comes around, and the lookout immediately blabs. I mean literally yelled it out to the entire fucking school, "William showed Julie his penis!". Of course I got in extreme trouble and she played the victim act. Nothing further ever happened between us.
Grade: 8th
Badness: Made the news
Awesomeness: Made the news :dumb:
At my junior high school we had a strict uniform dress code. A couple kids found out that students could actually opt out of wearing uniforms with parental consent. So that's exactly what me and about 10 other friends did. Problem was, we just showed up wearing regular clothes, with signatures from our parents, and the school staff still denied it. So what did we do? Start a fucking riot. Not some bs not go to class shit either. I mean a full blown fucking riot. It did start with kids not going to class though. We all got detention. We didn't care. The asst principal gave a small speech stating that the school looks better when kids wear uniforms. So I stood up, said "oh you're school looks good does it?" I then took a pudding cup that I had in my backpack and threw it directly on this painted mural in the quad of the school. That started what is now called the "food mural" at the school. Every kid who was sitting in the quad refusing to go to class started throwing food and drinks at the mural. It literally destroyed the mural so bad that they had to re-paint it.
But a lot of kids didn't stop there. Trash cans got thrown into windows, fires were started, shit was stolen. It was pure chaos. Cops actually had to be called in. Me and 4 friends were arrested and charged with inciting a riot but the charges didn't hold. Kids are now allowed to wear whatever they want to that school without parental consent.
I have a lot more stories like this from school. I was kicked out of 5 pre-schools, 3 elementary schools, and 2 high schools. I have plenty of stories to tell. If you want to read more I will post some.
Grade: 5th
Badness: Worst
Awesomeness: Over the top
My brother, some friends and I found an old film canister full of weed in my parent's closet. It was mostly stems and seeds. A kid from the street told me to bring it to school the next day after telling him one day at school. So, me being an idiot 5th grader, decided to bring it thinking no big deal. He immediately ratted me out to the principal. First 20 minutes of class "William Carlson, please report to the office" blares over the loud speaker. I get to the office, and there are two cops and the principal waiting for me. They search my backpack and find nothing, but one of them saw me toss the film canister in some bushes and pulled it out. I was arrested, charged with possession of a controlled substance and expelled from the school district. In 5th grade. Yeah.
Grade: 4th
Badness: Not too bad imo
Awesomeness: :fyea:
I maintain to this day that the girl asked me to fucking do it, but of course that's not what the teachers and office staff heard. She asked me to show her my dick. So, me being the bad ass I am, agreed. I waited until all the kids left for first break and had a stupid ass kid be a look out for us. I whipped my dick out, she looked at it, touched in for a sec or two and then the lookout said someone's coming. So I stuff it back in and we go about our day. Lunch comes around, and the lookout immediately blabs. I mean literally yelled it out to the entire fucking school, "William showed Julie his penis!". Of course I got in extreme trouble and she played the victim act. Nothing further ever happened between us.
Grade: 8th
Badness: Made the news
Awesomeness: Made the news :dumb:
At my junior high school we had a strict uniform dress code. A couple kids found out that students could actually opt out of wearing uniforms with parental consent. So that's exactly what me and about 10 other friends did. Problem was, we just showed up wearing regular clothes, with signatures from our parents, and the school staff still denied it. So what did we do? Start a fucking riot. Not some bs not go to class shit either. I mean a full blown fucking riot. It did start with kids not going to class though. We all got detention. We didn't care. The asst principal gave a small speech stating that the school looks better when kids wear uniforms. So I stood up, said "oh you're school looks good does it?" I then took a pudding cup that I had in my backpack and threw it directly on this painted mural in the quad of the school. That started what is now called the "food mural" at the school. Every kid who was sitting in the quad refusing to go to class started throwing food and drinks at the mural. It literally destroyed the mural so bad that they had to re-paint it.
But a lot of kids didn't stop there. Trash cans got thrown into windows, fires were started, shit was stolen. It was pure chaos. Cops actually had to be called in. Me and 4 friends were arrested and charged with inciting a riot but the charges didn't hold. Kids are now allowed to wear whatever they want to that school without parental consent.
I have a lot more stories like this from school. I was kicked out of 5 pre-schools, 3 elementary schools, and 2 high schools. I have plenty of stories to tell. If you want to read more I will post some.
I'd really like to read more, Knucks. Had me rolling lol.
03-20-2013, 05:05 AM
#23
Under Alts Bed
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03-20-2013, 05:37 AM
#24
Dr. Faux
Bounty hunter
During my first year of High School I got into deep shit when I got all buddy-buddy with one of the weirdos. This dude was so weird that it was funny in the beginning, and he was pretty cool at first, but that changed real quick within a few months. He wouldn't shut up about murdering specific kids and I swear he had ambitions to really hurt these people, he was all messed up in the head. He was a jealous motherf*cker and hated all the guys and girls that got attention, especially the girls. He would write crazy shit on the mirrors of the boys bathroom and people would get all creeped out when seeing it, he even wrote how he wanted to rape one of the teachers. He got caught and they looked through his locker and my locker and had police question us for like 30 minutes. The school thought we were going to do some type of school shooting and he threw the blame on me, saying I was the one who did it and that I was some sort of psychopath. After being suspended from school for two weeks they contact my parents telling them that another kid confirmed it wasn't my doing and that the other dude was legitimately nuts..
It was a pretty scary scene after that because everyone was afraid he'd come back and hurt someone.. but it never did so that was good.
It was a pretty scary scene after that because everyone was afraid he'd come back and hurt someone.. but it never did so that was good.
03-20-2013, 06:40 AM
#26
Rath
Today Will Be Different
I can't really think of anything but this, but freshman year in high school I took an art class. It was near the end of the first semester and me and some friends decided to pull a prank on the art teacher. So she stepped out of the room for an extended amount of time, so we thought, "We should totally put pencil sharpener shavings in her coffee." So out of the four of us, I was the one stuck to do the dirty work. Only because my friends were being pussies about it.
So later that day all the administrating staff called the whole freshman body into the cafeteria and discussed about what happened, saying some shit like the art teacher is in fear of her life because she thought that her students were trying to kill her, so she was going to press charges on the student who did it. So initially I glanced at my friends who were partially involved, because I got to make sure they don't snitch because I knew they were pussies. A couple days passed and then suddenly I got called up into the office, and I knew what was going down... it was either a shakedown or a "we know you did it". And I knew they didn't find out with cameras because at the time the school was getting all of theirs replaced. So I was in the office for about an hour before the principle came in, and told me what was happening.
She went on about how I could get charged for attempted murder and be tried as an adult and what not. Which frankly didn't intimidate me because I wasn't trying to murder the women. About five minutes later she got on the phone and called the police station and they sent an officer over. I ended up getting detained and put into a squad car, the school went through my entire locker, my gym locker and backpack looking for incriminating evidence and shit like that. So after all that shit went down, the art teacher came out to the squad car with the cop to fill out the paper work to press charges against me. And funny enough my friends were being questioned and shit. One of them told the officer that it was only a prank, and that we wanted to prank the teacher before the semester ended. So after ten minutes of back and forth talking between one of my friends, the administrating staff, the officer and the art teacher she decided to drop the charges. And admitted she blew it way out of proportion, but I still ended up getting suspended for two weeks.
Long story short, never pull pranks on stupid ass blonde art teachers because they'll blow shit way out of proportion. And this contributed to why I'm no longer in school or capable of getting my diploma, however I'm still eligible to get a GED.
So later that day all the administrating staff called the whole freshman body into the cafeteria and discussed about what happened, saying some shit like the art teacher is in fear of her life because she thought that her students were trying to kill her, so she was going to press charges on the student who did it. So initially I glanced at my friends who were partially involved, because I got to make sure they don't snitch because I knew they were pussies. A couple days passed and then suddenly I got called up into the office, and I knew what was going down... it was either a shakedown or a "we know you did it". And I knew they didn't find out with cameras because at the time the school was getting all of theirs replaced. So I was in the office for about an hour before the principle came in, and told me what was happening.
She went on about how I could get charged for attempted murder and be tried as an adult and what not. Which frankly didn't intimidate me because I wasn't trying to murder the women. About five minutes later she got on the phone and called the police station and they sent an officer over. I ended up getting detained and put into a squad car, the school went through my entire locker, my gym locker and backpack looking for incriminating evidence and shit like that. So after all that shit went down, the art teacher came out to the squad car with the cop to fill out the paper work to press charges against me. And funny enough my friends were being questioned and shit. One of them told the officer that it was only a prank, and that we wanted to prank the teacher before the semester ended. So after ten minutes of back and forth talking between one of my friends, the administrating staff, the officer and the art teacher she decided to drop the charges. And admitted she blew it way out of proportion, but I still ended up getting suspended for two weeks.
Long story short, never pull pranks on stupid ass blonde art teachers because they'll blow shit way out of proportion. And this contributed to why I'm no longer in school or capable of getting my diploma, however I'm still eligible to get a GED.
03-20-2013, 06:43 AM
#27
tiges
Bounty hunter
Background:
Year 8. 2 friends and I were waiting for the teacher to let us into detention. As we are waiting, we find out that the storage room next to this particular classroom, is actually the storage room for the canteen.
Story:
We get into detention the following day for that same class (so same room). As per usual, the teacher bails (coffee?) and tells us to behave while he's gone. He leaves and that's when the antics begin.
We moved a table against the wall and stacked 2 chairs in the middle of it. With the help of my friends, they boost me up so I am on top of the chairs. I move those foam type ceiling squares and my friends again push me as I climb up into the roof. Holding on to the wood beam above, I edged myself toward the nearest foam square and kicked it out.
I notice that there's shelving directly under the tile, but no real simple way of getting to it. Here's where I made my mistake, I decide to hop from the wall I'm standing on, and drop down onto the shelving. The shelving didn't accept my weight and I crashed down with it, making an awful racket in the process.
I woke around 15 minutes afterwards, soaked from all kinds of soft drink and a nasty gash on my head, just outside the room. The Principal, my parents, 2 ambulance officers and my friends were all around me. After telling the Principal everything, I received a 1 week out-of-school suspension and a 2 week in-school suspension.
Parents paid $2000 for all the damage to the room plus the loss of canteen items.
Year 8. 2 friends and I were waiting for the teacher to let us into detention. As we are waiting, we find out that the storage room next to this particular classroom, is actually the storage room for the canteen.
Story:
We get into detention the following day for that same class (so same room). As per usual, the teacher bails (coffee?) and tells us to behave while he's gone. He leaves and that's when the antics begin.
We moved a table against the wall and stacked 2 chairs in the middle of it. With the help of my friends, they boost me up so I am on top of the chairs. I move those foam type ceiling squares and my friends again push me as I climb up into the roof. Holding on to the wood beam above, I edged myself toward the nearest foam square and kicked it out.
I notice that there's shelving directly under the tile, but no real simple way of getting to it. Here's where I made my mistake, I decide to hop from the wall I'm standing on, and drop down onto the shelving. The shelving didn't accept my weight and I crashed down with it, making an awful racket in the process.
I woke around 15 minutes afterwards, soaked from all kinds of soft drink and a nasty gash on my head, just outside the room. The Principal, my parents, 2 ambulance officers and my friends were all around me. After telling the Principal everything, I received a 1 week out-of-school suspension and a 2 week in-school suspension.
Parents paid $2000 for all the damage to the room plus the loss of canteen items.
03-20-2013, 11:59 PM
#28
Fierceknucks
Former Staff
The stories are getting better guys. Keep em' coming.
Grade: 7
Badness: Cops/Paramedics called
Awesomeness: Legend
This is pretty basic. We had a shop teacher that everyone knew smoked pot. I know this seems far fetched for 7th graders, but it was a different time and a different generation. You kids these days are little pussies basically. That's how I explain it off. SO anyways there were a couple burn out kids who did all kinds of drugs and one of them had acid. That's LSD for you newfags. And if you don't know what that is, fuck off. We had a whole scheme planned out. We wait until he goes to the supply room to grab us material and one of us slips 3 hits into his coffee. Sure as shit, he gets up, goes and gets supplies and the tabs are handed off to me. I casually walk up, drop the tabs in his coffee, grab a pencil and sit back down.
Now we obviously didn't get to see him flip out or anything because acid takes a good 45min to an hour to kick in. But we all heard about how he suddenly stopped teaching a class, locked himself in the supply closet and began screaming very loudly until a fellow teacher came in, saw him and called 911 LMFAO.
Grade: 10th?
Badness: Didn't get caught so.. idk
Awesomeness: You tell me
Back in my day, I pulled a lot of tail and most were usually complete whores. But I preferred whores because they knew what the fuck they were doing. One day, after we got tired of bangin' it out in her room at her parents, we decided to take a little walk down to my old elementary school (where I was arrested for the pot in 5th grade). They had a big soccer field that was down a hill and kind of secluded from everything else. We decided the bang one out in the middle of the field. I know. Not too crazy really. So after that we notice a window is cracked on one of the classrooms. It was Sunday, school was out, so we decided to take things further. I popped the screen off the windows, lifted her up and chucked her in the room and then I jumped in.
I'm pretty sure you can assume what we did while in the class. By ourselves. Where we used to go to elementary school. ALONE. Get it?
If you want to nitty gritty open the spoiler.
Basically we did every kind of teacher/student role play scenario you could think of. And I blew a lot of loads on randoms things in the class. Yeah. We did stupid things when we were kids. Oh also we stole a bunch of shit.
If I think of more I'll post. I do remember one about a smoke bomb but it's not that great. I mean think about it. Smoke bomb, class.. you get the picture.
Grade: 7
Badness: Cops/Paramedics called
Awesomeness: Legend
This is pretty basic. We had a shop teacher that everyone knew smoked pot. I know this seems far fetched for 7th graders, but it was a different time and a different generation. You kids these days are little pussies basically. That's how I explain it off. SO anyways there were a couple burn out kids who did all kinds of drugs and one of them had acid. That's LSD for you newfags. And if you don't know what that is, fuck off. We had a whole scheme planned out. We wait until he goes to the supply room to grab us material and one of us slips 3 hits into his coffee. Sure as shit, he gets up, goes and gets supplies and the tabs are handed off to me. I casually walk up, drop the tabs in his coffee, grab a pencil and sit back down.
Now we obviously didn't get to see him flip out or anything because acid takes a good 45min to an hour to kick in. But we all heard about how he suddenly stopped teaching a class, locked himself in the supply closet and began screaming very loudly until a fellow teacher came in, saw him and called 911 LMFAO.
Grade: 10th?
Badness: Didn't get caught so.. idk
Awesomeness: You tell me
Back in my day, I pulled a lot of tail and most were usually complete whores. But I preferred whores because they knew what the fuck they were doing. One day, after we got tired of bangin' it out in her room at her parents, we decided to take a little walk down to my old elementary school (where I was arrested for the pot in 5th grade). They had a big soccer field that was down a hill and kind of secluded from everything else. We decided the bang one out in the middle of the field. I know. Not too crazy really. So after that we notice a window is cracked on one of the classrooms. It was Sunday, school was out, so we decided to take things further. I popped the screen off the windows, lifted her up and chucked her in the room and then I jumped in.
I'm pretty sure you can assume what we did while in the class. By ourselves. Where we used to go to elementary school. ALONE. Get it?
If you want to nitty gritty open the spoiler.
If I think of more I'll post. I do remember one about a smoke bomb but it's not that great. I mean think about it. Smoke bomb, class.. you get the picture.
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