Set the bathroom trashcan on fire because the principle pissed me off.

It wasn't something I had done but instead my teacher. So we were in History class and the teacher was giving us a lecture and all that, etc etc... I noticed my mates started to chuckle but I didn't know why. At first I thought it was me they were giggling at but later as the teacher turned around from the whiteboard to face the class it was a horrible sight. It was clear the teacher had a boner, I couldn't do anything but burst out laughing. The teacher obviously knew why I was laughing and he decided to give me a 1 hour after school detention the following week. I got to admit it was the funniest thing I had ever experienced in history class. :p

So, he caught you looking at his boner while in history class?

*Sounds like a porno*

Basically, but I wasn't looking directly at it. I took a quick glance and noticed instantly, I was curious why my friends where laughing other wise it would have never came to my attention. :ha!:

So sort of like this?

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I am wondering whats the worse thing you did while in school?Share some stories.:y:

Man there's some wussy ass shit in this thread. Here's shit I've done, starting with the worst

Grade: 5th
Badness: Worst
Awesomeness: Over the top

My brother, some friends and I found an old film canister full of weed in my parent's closet. It was mostly stems and seeds. A kid from the street told me to bring it to school the next day after telling him one day at school. So, me being an idiot 5th grader, decided to bring it thinking no big deal. He immediately ratted me out to the principal. First 20 minutes of class "William Carlson, please report to the office" blares over the loud speaker. I get to the office, and there are two cops and the principal waiting for me. They search my backpack and find nothing, but one of them saw me toss the film canister in some bushes and pulled it out. I was arrested, charged with possession of a controlled substance and expelled from the school district. In 5th grade. Yeah.

Grade: 4th
Badness: Not too bad imo
Awesomeness: :fyea:

I maintain to this day that the girl asked me to fucking do it, but of course that's not what the teachers and office staff heard. She asked me to show her my dick. So, me being the bad ass I am, agreed. I waited until all the kids left for first break and had a stupid ass kid be a look out for us. I whipped my dick out, she looked at it, touched in for a sec or two and then the lookout said someone's coming. So I stuff it back in and we go about our day. Lunch comes around, and the lookout immediately blabs. I mean literally yelled it out to the entire fucking school, "William showed Julie his penis!". Of course I got in extreme trouble and she played the victim act. Nothing further ever happened between us.

Grade: 8th
Badness: Made the news
Awesomeness: Made the news :dumb:

At my junior high school we had a strict uniform dress code. A couple kids found out that students could actually opt out of wearing uniforms with parental consent. So that's exactly what me and about 10 other friends did. Problem was, we just showed up wearing regular clothes, with signatures from our parents, and the school staff still denied it. So what did we do? Start a fucking riot. Not some bs not go to class shit either. I mean a full blown fucking riot. It did start with kids not going to class though. We all got detention. We didn't care. The asst principal gave a small speech stating that the school looks better when kids wear uniforms. So I stood up, said "oh you're school looks good does it?" I then took a pudding cup that I had in my backpack and threw it directly on this painted mural in the quad of the school. That started what is now called the "food mural" at the school. Every kid who was sitting in the quad refusing to go to class started throwing food and drinks at the mural. It literally destroyed the mural so bad that they had to re-paint it.

But a lot of kids didn't stop there. Trash cans got thrown into windows, fires were started, shit was stolen. It was pure chaos. Cops actually had to be called in. Me and 4 friends were arrested and charged with inciting a riot but the charges didn't hold. Kids are now allowed to wear whatever they want to that school without parental consent.

I have a lot more stories like this from school. I was kicked out of 5 pre-schools, 3 elementary schools, and 2 high schools. I have plenty of stories to tell. If you want to read more I will post some.