The cheesiest chat up lines you've ever heard or used

04-01-2013, 08:57 PM #1

Joey Essex

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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I Just shit my pants.. can i get in yours?

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Post yours below

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04-01-2013, 11:38 PM #11

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please, for the love of God, say you are a troll and you don't really aspire to be Joey... f-ing .... Essex ?

AND THAT'S MY PICKUP LINE :y:

04-01-2013, 11:45 PM #12

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Yeah wasn't funny john w.

04-02-2013, 12:39 AM #13

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When I Look into Your eyes all I see is an angel

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When I Look into Your eyes all I see is a B*t*h

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Hey Girl Nice Shoes Want To F**k

04-02-2013, 01:29 AM #14

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i have a gun. get in the van.

04-02-2013, 01:42 AM #15

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Originally posted by Joey

I Just shit my pants.. can i get in yours?

D=

Post yours below

I've got alcohol, paper bags, an air mattress in the bed of my truck... But, I don't have any rubbers...

04-02-2013, 03:15 AM #16

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

I remember hearing that a long time ago and thought that someone from Wisconsin made it because it was quite cheesy.

04-02-2013, 04:37 AM #17

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Hey baby, I'd fuck you for every zit you have on that face.. 1, 2, 3... 983, 984 ... Never-mind.

04-02-2013, 04:54 AM #18

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My dick stands up so girls like you have places to sit down.

04-02-2013, 05:09 AM #19

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Do a barrel roll!

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Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package