Post: Tell me why I should not kill you.
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04-02-2013, 03:03 PM
#1
Pichu
PICHU.
PICHU.
In 24 hours, anyone who does not tell me why they should not be killed is killed. Those who respond will have a chance at survival.
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How does this make you feel? How does it make you feel that your life depends on the next 50 words you say. Fuck, that would suck ass in real life.
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04-03-2013, 12:08 AM
#11
partypoker15
Call me G
Originally posted by Sexy
I will kill you first. I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you don't try to kill me, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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Originally posted by Pichu
How does this make you feel? How does it make you feel that your life depends on the next 50 words you say. Fuck, that would suck ass in real life.
(Okay, here is my 50 words)
You shouldn't kill me, because you need me. I am the guy who can help you get stuff, or get away from people. Got a cop who has a vendetta against you? No problem, he just washed up on the shore of the dead sea.
04-03-2013, 12:15 AM
#12
ShinigamiUzi
Proud to be a Player
04-03-2013, 12:43 AM
#13
Pichu
PICHU.
PICHU.
Originally posted by sweetiepie
I make really good cookies and kick-ass BP&Js 
You die.
Originally posted by Oklahoma
You can't kill me, Im chuck norris
You die.
Originally posted by qwerew
Butter Peanuts and Jelly? Seems weird I guess
Originally posted by partypoker15
You live...
Originally posted by ShinigamiZ
you can't kill me cuz im the grim reaper :nerd:
You die. I am fate, I am everything that is of anything.
04-03-2013, 12:51 AM
#14
Cmd-X
It's been awhile.
Originally posted by Pichu
You have 50 words to tell me why I should not kill you. If you go past 50 words but stay under 100, I will mortally wound you and then decide whether or not I will let you live.
In 24 hours, anyone who does not tell me why they should not be killed is killed. Those who respond will have a chance at survival.
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How does this make you feel? How does it make you feel that your life depends on the next 50 words you say. Fuck, that would suck ass in real life.
In 24 hours, anyone who does not tell me why they should not be killed is killed. Those who respond will have a chance at survival.
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How does this make you feel? How does it make you feel that your life depends on the next 50 words you say. Fuck, that would suck ass in real life.
I don't fear death so it would be a waste of time to kill me.
04-03-2013, 01:30 AM
#17
Pichu
PICHU.
PICHU.
Originally posted by X
I don't fear death so it would be a waste of time to kill me.
You die.
Originally posted by 2010mj
the bird is the word
You live.
Originally posted by Dean
You shouldn't kill me because I can offer you anything you wish, money, armory, safe-houses you name it I can get it, now you wouldn't want to kill somebody who can save you from your capture wouldn't you? No, you wouldn't.
You die. I don't need help.
Originally posted by mrmadshoes
I have your hot girlfriend captured in a cage right here so unleas u want to have her back, u mr, yes u, will have to bring me 10 million. 12 hours, otherwise ill fuck her first! Who's scared now mr?
I don't have a girlfriend... never have never will. Because you made me slightly sad, I will kill you slowly.
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