(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I do this once a week so it's fair to say that I'm an expert. There's no specific technique but here's some pointers to help you out:

>1. Cinema selection
This is absolutely critical because seating will make the difference between being able to fap or not. Unfortunately it's not possible to fap at any cinema without attracting attention. What you're looking for is a cinema similar to You must login or register to view this content. You don't want a balcony overhead and, in my experience, sitting up the back is actually not the best place for fapping. First you are very easy to spot if anyone happens to glance back, and secondly you are very noticable if an usher comes in who will have a flashlight on you before you even register that they are there.

The reason this cinema is a good choice is the split layout (back and front). You want to get in the front section on one of the backrow seats. This will give you a barrier behind you obstructing vision of the people behind you. The other advantage is that there are generally less people around you because they mostly sit in the back section, with only a few in the front section. Ideally you want to be alone in the front section, in the backrow, directly behind a group of girls with nobody to either side of you. Having a group in front of you obscures vision of you if people look back, as long as you make sure the girls don't look back. There's some tricks to this that I'll get into later (be quiet + obstruct vision). Always b aware of rogue ushers who can sneak up in the aisles.

Failing this, it's better to get one of the sideseats (front section, backrow). Some cinemas "booth" the backmost row of these in the front section, providing another small wall to your side (not in the picture). This is your own little fap cubicle and is also a very good option. Again, just be aware of rogue ushers here that can pop up without warning.

>2. Movie selection
This is also very important. It's not easy to fap to Toy Story 3. Trust me, I tried. Watch movies where you know there is going to be a lot of shots of attractive women, particularly just one woman as the protagonist - don't even worry if it isn't a movie that overly sexualizes the actresses. This makes it easier to focus and get your fap off quickly and gives you more opportunities throughout the movie to fap. Some movies with male protagonists have good looking women advertised, but they don't take up much screen time because the focus is on the guy - these movies are poor choices. Examples: Skyfall = bad choice. Dredd = good choice.

>3. Tricks of the trade
Popcorn is, believe it or not, one of the best tools for this. The "dick in the popcorn" trick doesn't work of course, it makes too much noise, but a box of popcorn can be placed *in front* of your cock. This is a necessary technique, but requires some practice as it's easy for the popcorn to rustle and make noise (and throw popcorn around) if you are fapping hard. You have to practice keeping one hand, with the popcorn box, dead still while you fap with your other hand. It's not as hard as it sounds. I recommend taking a popcorn box home and practicing. You will want to have the box open for cover which is what makes it difficult. Also make sure you don't hit the popcorn box with your hand while you stroke. This is common and also takes some practice getting the distance between the popcorn box and your cock right.

As well, be sure not to wear pants with a zipper as this can make awkward sounds when getting your dick out - have a quick mechanism to get it in and out. ALWAYS be aware of noise - you won't believe how the sound can go from all over the place to dead silent within a frame until you experience it yourself. If this happens and you haven't been playing close enough attention the best thing is to just stop immediately. Do not "cough" or try to cover your noise (your body will have a delayed reaction of a second or so where you will still be fapping, and making the noises that go with it) as this just attracts more attention. Nobody will notice if you do this.

>4. What to do in certain situations
If you get caught by the staff the staff will try not to make a scene. In fact what they will do is stand there stunned for a moment and walk away. THIS IS A DANGER SIGN. The staff member is going to get management and more staff members to get rid of you (he will be too shocked to do it yourself). You MUST escape at this point quickly and quietly. If someone says something to you don't stop, don't reply, don't even look, just keep making your way out. Obviously that cinema is a no-go from now on. Generally it's good to alternate cinemas - don't go to the same one more than one week in a row, and don't go more than once a week.

If you get caught by an audience member JuST KEEP GOING. You don't have to worry about it because they will be too embarrassed in general. Don't worry if they keep looking - this is the best possible thing that can happen. If this does happen however you have to be careful if there is a staff member approaching, because then they will say something to them and you have to leave before that happens. If they get up and walk out when they see you, then again, you have to quickly escape. But generally getting caught by an audience member is no problem.

>5. How to blow
Finally there's the question of where to blow. The best practice is to simply blow up in the air, at about a 60 degree angle. Try to get as much height and distance as you can. Nobody will pay much attention and will probably just think it's someone throwing popcorn. The other option is to cum in your hand, and then rub that somewhere - a good place is the headrest of a seat in front of you.

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Brilliant haha. Such a sneaky yet cunning guide.

Thanks I could use this :happyguy:





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Just whip out your penis pump and you are good to go. Warning, Penis pump might distract from the video and the audio of the movie.

What the fuck did I actually just read. GENIUS

Can't believe I read that :ha!:

thanks for the tips LOL