(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); >Be in 11th Grade
>Be at school talent show with friends
>See tards sitting in front row of bleachers
>One tard (Frank) is in talent show
>Goes on stage, starts playing fiddle
>Has no idea what the fuck he's doing
>Everyone trying to be polite to strange tard
>Suddenly I look at the bleacher tards
>Going fucking nuts over the music
>Two tards (Andrew and Dustin) get up, square dance
>Girl stands up, chases talent show host around gym
>Catches him somehow, gets him in iron grip bearhug
>More tards join in mating ritual, gym is in fucking chaos
>Tard Dustin takes of jacket, proceeds to strip for entire gym
>Tard Andrew pisses pants
>All tards leave premises
>Meanwhile, stage tard fiddling away with the passion of a thousand suns