(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Just like the title says, post some of the dumb shit you've done while you were stoned.

Here's one of my more recent happenings...

So I'm stoned as fuck, right? Just got back from a smoke sesh in my uni's woods. I think to myself, "I should do my math homework." I fucking hate math, so I figure I should go with this. I sit down and think, "Man, I'm really fucking thirsty... Oh wait! I have a jug of water over here!" So I chug some of it down and put the bottle down. Right after I put it down, I think, "Dude, I spill drinks all the fucking time sober... I'm even worse while high... I should put this down on the floor while I work..." But my stoned ass manages to convince myself that I'll be fine to keep it there. So I spend the next 30 minutes working on my calc stuff. I finish it and go to turn on some tunes. I find the song I want (zOOzOO by Frindli Quinnli, if anyone's interested), I sit back to chill and I knock the whole fucking bottle of water over. My homework is soaked, my desk is covered, and my grinder is covered.

Needless to say, I should listen to myself when I tell myself not to do something...

will post more stories if anyone wants.

I whipped my dick out and tried to piss. And grabbed a girls ass because I thought she was going to green

I... I don't understand o.o

Here's another one...
This is one from when I tried salvia for the first time. Don't try it, guys. Don't do it. Stick to the herb. Salvia fucks with you bad.

I actually have two stories from this...
First one, I drove about 2 miles out from my house (I live in damn nowhere), and I'm in a huge field. I just want to be out there so I don't freak out and break something. So I pack up my bowl of salv and sit down to get ready for this. I inhale and exhale, and go for it. Huge hits, brah. Cleared the bowl. Good god, that was a terrible idea. I remember feeling my skin shivering and convincing myself there are spiders crawling all over me. I'm deathly afraid of spiders. So I'm running around and rolling on the ground trying to get them off. About 15 minutes later, I realize there are no spiders and I'm just tripping hard.

Story two isn't as bad. I decided to give it another go since I might not have prepped myself well enough. I'm sitting in the car, it's getting dark. I pop the lights in the car on and clear my bowl. I'm sitting there, just staring and think, damn, I wish I could see the stars. I realize I have my lights on, so I go to turn them off. I can't fucking figure it out, so I just exclaim, "Fuck it," and think to myself, "I'll just HOLD THE LIGHTS CLOSED." Now, I felt so fucking dumb. I held my hands over the lights like you would push a door closed. I laughed at myself for a good ten minutes.

But seriously, kids. Don't smoke salvia. At least, nothing over 50x. I had 80x and the shit is strong, but not worth that bad trip.

It took me 4 hours to walk back home, (it should of took 20 minutes max). I fell asleep in a field at some point.
I was 18 and smoking weed early afternoon. it completely fucked me up. oh and i lost a shoe.

I once got up at got 3 separate bowls of ice cream at the dining hall while stoned... That was a low moment for me...

That was a LOW? Damn nigga you aint get stoned enough then. You hit low when you keep putting things into a bag that has a hole in it and you're too stoned to realize it. Fuckin broke my bubbler that way.

OP is a badass :carling:

First time I got high was in middle school and I jumped off the train kart I was in which surprisingly enough I didn't break anything... And I also almost lost my best friend that night when I said I would rather by weed than spend my money on Universal ticket.. which was a joke

I got stoned in the principal's office of my old, abandoned school (which was being demo'd at the time). Then, about half an hour later the cops showed up, presumably because someone saw me and my friends hop the fence (probably me since i'm 6"5). Me and my friends managed to escape without getting caught. Later we bought some snapple and pizza and we all lived happily ever after. The school is in downtown Toronto.. Hopefully that set's up an atmosphere for you.

BTW on a side note. I'm pretty sure I breathed in a shit ton of asbestos that night. So... It looks like I might be fucked in the long run

I have ridden Motorbikes many of times :/

i didnt eat.