(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Just like the title says, post some of the dumb shit you've done while you were stoned.

Here's one of my more recent happenings...

So I'm stoned as fuck, right? Just got back from a smoke sesh in my uni's woods. I think to myself, "I should do my math homework." I fucking hate math, so I figure I should go with this. I sit down and think, "Man, I'm really fucking thirsty... Oh wait! I have a jug of water over here!" So I chug some of it down and put the bottle down. Right after I put it down, I think, "Dude, I spill drinks all the fucking time sober... I'm even worse while high... I should put this down on the floor while I work..." But my stoned ass manages to convince myself that I'll be fine to keep it there. So I spend the next 30 minutes working on my calc stuff. I finish it and go to turn on some tunes. I find the song I want (zOOzOO by Frindli Quinnli, if anyone's interested), I sit back to chill and I knock the whole fucking bottle of water over. My homework is soaked, my desk is covered, and my grinder is covered.

Needless to say, I should listen to myself when I tell myself not to do something...

will post more stories if anyone wants.

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Nothing, because I've never been stoned and never want to be. Stoners r fgts who think they are boss.

I /remember/ once, after a LONG day of smoking some potent stuff, a few joints, at least 7 bowl packs (the bowl was split between 4 people) and I kinda remember having some type of rolling blackouts.

I was holding a two liter of mountain dew but every time we'd walk I'd feel the liquid sway and hit me again like it wasn't there before. Then it was somewhat of a long walk back but I barley remember that, I just know we showed up and we were back.

After that, we went into my friends house and sat on her couch watching how high while waiting for the pizza. I barley remember the movie but I remember her other friend giggling and going "He's soo high hahaha".

Then we were splitting up and going on our ways, so I got on my bike, and on my way back I cut through a field with a hill, so I sat up on that for like an hour drinking monster waiting to come down so I could get home being somewhat sane.

I've never done anything incredibly stupid while stoned, more like forgetting shit or eating a lot haha. Once I left my car door open for like 6 hours straight in the parking lot where I live (appts) and my mom got home and she's all why is your car door open? I was like ugh, shit!

OP lives his life a quarter mile at a time

Probably the stand out for me was the last time I was in Japan. My brother lives in Tokyo and he got me really fk'd up. After he went out I was convinced I was flying back home that night. So I packed up all my stuff rushed to the airport and when I got to the counter there started the confusing conversation that I was not due to fly out until 4 days later. Had a similar experience in Thailand, but that was a different substance and I was days late for my flight.