Post: 20 Tips On Surviving A Zombie Attack.
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10-13-2009, 09:43 PM
#1
Adkins
Banned
1. Be Fast On Your Feet.
2. Don't Be A Fatty.
3. Always Stretch Before Anything.
4. Trust No One.
5. Be The Hero And Save Your Friends.
6. Always Have A Weapon(Baseball Bat)
7. Always Have A Fire Arm(Sniper,Machine Gun)
8. Never Go Alone.
9. Avoid Bathrooms.
10. Customize A Vehicle.
11. Find A Vehicle.
12. Never Yell.
13. Don't Go Into Small Places.
14. Find A Safe House.
15. Don't Swim.
16. Don't Ever Punch A Zombie.
17. Cover Opened Cuts.
18. Enjoy Even The Little Things.
19. Cover The Scent Of Blood
20. Cardio
Those Are My Zombie Tips.
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10-14-2009, 08:15 PM
#12
FcukSake
Save Point
Originally posted by DK
Here Is A Thread On Tips To Survive A Zombie Attack!
1. Be Fast On Your Feet.
2. Don't Be A Fatty.(its hard to be fat if your fast on your feet)
3. Always Stretch Before Anything.(stretch... have the chance of being caught out)
4. Trust No One.
5. Be The Hero And Save Your Friends.(not always if theyr surrounded you know theyr ****ed so run)
6. Always Have A Weapon(Baseball Bat)
7. Always Have A Fire Arm(Sniper,Machine Gun)(hard if you live in UK where its hard to get a gun)
8. Never Go Alone.(Thius collides with trust no one, if you dont trust them how can you go with them)
9. Avoid Bathrooms.(stoled from zombieland)
10. Customize A Vehicle.(what is the point, it may get trashed when you try to escape)
11. Find A Vehicle.(this should be before the customisation)
12. Never Yell.
13. Don't Go Into Small Places.
14. Find A Safe House.(could be acceptable but it wud be better to change house everyday incase they spot were you are and trap you)
15. Don't Swim.(pretty random, and zombies cant swim from my knowledge so i wud expect it to be safe)
16. Don't Ever Punch A Zombie.(do it if you have to weapon, or attempt to run)
17. Cover Opened Cuts.
18. Enjoy Even The Little Things.(also stolen from zombieland)
19. Cover The Scent Of Blood(since when was zombies sharks?)
20. Cardio(stolen from zombieland)
Those Are My Zombie Tips.
Keep These In Mind
If You Thought This Was Funny, Feel Free To REP+
I Made This List
1. Be Fast On Your Feet.
2. Don't Be A Fatty.(its hard to be fat if your fast on your feet)
3. Always Stretch Before Anything.(stretch... have the chance of being caught out)
4. Trust No One.
5. Be The Hero And Save Your Friends.(not always if theyr surrounded you know theyr ****ed so run)
6. Always Have A Weapon(Baseball Bat)
7. Always Have A Fire Arm(Sniper,Machine Gun)(hard if you live in UK where its hard to get a gun)
8. Never Go Alone.(Thius collides with trust no one, if you dont trust them how can you go with them)
9. Avoid Bathrooms.(stoled from zombieland)
10. Customize A Vehicle.(what is the point, it may get trashed when you try to escape)
11. Find A Vehicle.(this should be before the customisation)
12. Never Yell.
13. Don't Go Into Small Places.
14. Find A Safe House.(could be acceptable but it wud be better to change house everyday incase they spot were you are and trap you)
15. Don't Swim.(pretty random, and zombies cant swim from my knowledge so i wud expect it to be safe)
16. Don't Ever Punch A Zombie.(do it if you have to weapon, or attempt to run)
17. Cover Opened Cuts.
18. Enjoy Even The Little Things.(also stolen from zombieland)
19. Cover The Scent Of Blood(since when was zombies sharks?)
20. Cardio(stolen from zombieland)
Those Are My Zombie Tips.
Keep These In Mind
If You Thought This Was Funny, Feel Free To REP+
I Made This List
This makes no sense... look at the quote ive edited. There is a small chance in a zombie apoc happening but very unlikely.
10-14-2009, 08:52 PM
#15
dominicanpimp10
Treasure hunter
10-15-2009, 02:16 PM
#18
Grimsley33
On Top of the Game
10-27-2009, 02:23 AM
#19
Blazebandana
Bounty hunter
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