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1. Be Fast On Your Feet.

2. Don't Be A Fatty.

3. Always Stretch Before Anything.

4. Trust No One.

5. Be The Hero And Save Your Friends.

6. Always Have A Weapon(Baseball Bat)

7. Always Have A Fire Arm(Sniper,Machine Gun)

8. Never Go Alone.

9. Avoid Bathrooms.

10. Customize A Vehicle.

11. Find A Vehicle.

12. Never Yell.

13. Don't Go Into Small Places.

14. Find A Safe House.

15. Don't Swim.

16. Don't Ever Punch A Zombie.

17. Cover Opened Cuts.

18. Enjoy Even The Little Things.

19. Cover The Scent Of Blood

20. Cardio




Those Are My Zombie Tips.

Keep These In Mind

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I Made This List

lol +rep ,,,,

Nice list,at least you made it yourself.

Thank You I Just PWN

Thank you for this good sir!

From Zombieland

lmao nicee

Not sure what good a baseball bat would do i would get a machete.
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A couple buddies of mine can quote this entire book....pretty sad.

I'd get a chainsaw haha! Why stay out of the water/not swim? Are they under water aswell? :O
*Loads shotgun*

Well, what happens if Zombies are not like what people portray them as. What happens if they are super fast, can jump far etc etc instead of being slow, cannot climb and so on? :p